Leakes, Leakers and Leaking

Agent 54 here again.  We keep track on everyone in our nation's capital. Wikileaks got nothing on my NSA under the DORD.  This one from Washington D.C. was decoded before it landed on my desk:  

Eric:  Hello Barry, I wanted to discuss Leakes with you.

Barry:  Hi Eric, I’m very interested in Leakes.

Eric:  So, do you think NeNe Leakes from the Real Housewives of Atlanta is hot?

Barry:  Oh yeah, I love that blonde wig she wears.  I guess it’s a wig but you know what they say “only her hairdresser knows for sure”.  Chuckle chuckle.

Eric:  Actually Sir, we know for sure.  It’s her real hair but not her real color.

Yeah, uh, I think I’m going to crumple that one up and throw it away.  God Bless America.

  There's been a lot of news lately about Washington Leaks coming from Jim Comey and involving Lorretta Lynch, Bill Clinton and other members of the Obama administration.  My NSA under the DORD is right on top of things.  It should be an interesting summer.

I think the investigation fun has just begun.  Everyone remember Uranium One.