
H. Cuffs: Chief, that’s a terrible lie.
Barry: As I told the press, I did not know that the
IRS was targeting my political enemies during an election year even though the
head of IRS visited the White-house 157 times that year.
H. Cuffs: I meant your ball sir, it’s in pretty deep grass.
Barry: Oh, is it?
Turning his
back to H. Cuffs, Barry gives his ball a little side kick.
H. Cuffs: Chief, your lie is getting better and
better.
H. Cuffs: We’ve heard he’s one classy dude and his
hair is a work of art.
Barry: H. Cuffs, what do you know about the Ron Burgundy
campaign?
H. Cuffs: Not a heck of a lot Chief. We have an operative on it but, he hasn’t had
much luck getting close to the campaign.
In fact, the last time he tried to get something he was run off the
Santa Monica pier by an angry Jack Nicholson.
Barry: I see.
Do you know who’s behind the campaign?
H. Cuffs: It appears to be a Technician named Tim. Apparently he works in a machine
shop during the day and runs the campaign in his free time.
Barry: Really?
H. Cuffs: Chief, I don’t think the Burgundy campaign
poses much of a threat to anyone. I
think that once the campaign pressure hits, they’ll fold like a tent, collapse
like a lung, cave like a…..
Barry:
(cutting H. Cuffs off) Okay H. Cuffs, I get it.
H. Cuffs: Nice shot Mr. President,
H. Cuffs plays a
Sand wedge shot from 40 yards and leaves it 10 feet from the hole.
Barry: You dirty dog, you had to get inside me.
H. Cuffs laughs:
Ha!
Barry: H. Cuffs can you keep an eye on Burgundy for me?
Max: Yes we scan!
Barry: Not funny.
Not funny H. Cuffs.
Max: Sorry about that Chief.
Barry hits
his putt missing by 8 inches to the left and rolling 6 feet past the hole.
Barry: That’s a gimmie, right H. Cuffs?
H. Cuffs putts
his ball directly into the center of the hole.
H. Cuffs: Good, Another Par.
The two men
are walking towards the Presidential golf cart.
Barry: H. Cuffs, how do you think this match went today?
Barry: That’s not how I see it.
H. Cuffs: Okay, I won by 4.
Barry: Check again.
H. Cuffs: Alright, we tied.
Barry: Now that’s what I’m talking about when I say
“Yes we can”. See you next week. Keep up the good work.
H. Cuffs: Yes sir, Mr. President.
Donkey Discrimination
Monica Mess Game Show
Bernie and The Jets
Leakes, Leakers and Leaking
Stupid is as Stupid Does
Donkey Discrimination
Monica Mess Game Show
Bernie and The Jets
Leakes, Leakers and Leaking
Stupid is as Stupid Does
LoL!!!!
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LMAO and @ H Cuffs :-)
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DeleteThis is pretty good! I know nothing about golf, but I figured pretty quick who "Barry" was (before I scrolled down & saw the pic). Good job!
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