Holy crap! The first 3
posting on my blog reading list today were all about Poop. No shit, Damn, what
happened this past weekend?
Anyway, Agent 54 suffers from IBS so I can
play this game all day long.
I had run out of emergency TP which I always
have in my hiking back pack (yes, ran out as in used it all) so I had to waste
my favorite orange do-rag.
So, if you are ever hiking in Phoenix
and you see a small orange flag in the bushes, you will know Agent 54 was here.
They call it the Garden State. When you see wild flowers there, remember that
many of them have been grown with a very special fertilizer, for many a time I have
pooped outdoors in New Jersey, the state of my birth.

That was the largest outdoor monument
I have ever left anywhere. I swear an Elephant would have been proud of that
one and if I had had a cell phone camera I would have posted a pic of it here.
There are many more states that I
have decorated in my own personal way. I guess I’ll save some of those stories
for an appropriate time. (is there such a thing?)
The Zero Acre Woods
The Zero Acre Woods
I call our dog Patsy's frozen winter dooody "poopsicles" ha!
ReplyDeleteI have learned through blogging that many people throughout the world enjoy a good poop story or joke. Who knew?
ReplyDeleteI guess that since I was born with IBS I have been sitting on a gold mine all this time and never knew it.
LOL I love a poop or fart story too and lol @ the That was the largest outdoor monument paragraph.
ReplyDeleteHave a pooptastic day :-)
Holds nose and leaves blog :-)
This is a way too true story.
DeleteMay you always have sufficient TP wherever you travel.
So this now makes four posts about poop? I'm guessing so. Keep up the good work.
ReplyDeleteHave a pooptastic Silly Sunday. ☺
Thank you.
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Funny story Tim. At least it's more natural than sitting on a porcelain throne sending it down a pipe. So the lesson learned today is stay away from orange flags. Avoid them like the plague!!!
ReplyDeleteHave a pooptastic week
Thank you and don't forget the paperwork.
DeleteI am so glad I stopped by to read this. Bwaaaa.
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Glad I could make you laugh.
DeleteHave a great week.
So, you were the one that left that "memento" on South Mountain? #luckyme. Just kidding, Agent 54. I know how you feel though. When I was in college I used to run 5-6 miles a day. Of course, the urge to have a mondo duke would usually overtake me when I was far away from campus. Good times...... ps avoid Clarion, PA.
ReplyDeleteI've been to Clarion Pa. Small world again. You know I lived in NC a couple of times too.
DeleteThanks for playing.
Thank you for linking up at https://image-in-ing.blogspot.com/2017/09/pop.html
ReplyDeleteMy pleasure.
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