Agent 54 : Is a regular guy. He has a sense of humor and an active imagination. He works for the Nominal Secrets Apparatus (NSA) under the DORD (Department of Redundancy Department) as a Listener/Reader. His job is to read, view or listen to data collected by the NSA and determine if there is a risk to national security. He reports to his bosses, H. Cuffs and Max (Agent 86). He doesn’t take his job too seriously because he knows he’s spying on regular people most of the time.
Sunday, August 11, 2013
a solar panel for a sex machine!
I saw a
T.V. commercial for a hair growing product that said “nobody wants to be Bald”. What the hell! I was extremely offended. I have officially been Bald since age 27 or
roughly half my life. Actually if you
count my being born Bald its even longer. I like being Bald. It forces you to have a sense of humor.
loves Baldness. You know what kind
of Eagle is the symbol of this
nation? Yeah baby, a beautiful Bald Eagle.
that many of America’s most admired people were or are Bald. Sure, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Tele Savalas, Mr. Clean, Patrick Stewart,
Batman, Charles Barkley, Yosemite Sam, Michael Jordan, Popeye, Tom Colicchio,
Elmer Fudd, Dr. Phil, Homer Simpson, Hulk Hogan, and James Carville to name a few.
people want to be Bald. Many movie stars
like Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, Samuel L. Jackson, Gene Hackman and Harrison
Ford have shaved their heads Bald for roles.
Not me! My Baldness is all
remember ever being worried about going Bald.
My dad was always Bald as were all the men on his side of the
family. He always had that silly comb
over hair style. Who did he think he was
fooling? Was he trying to look younger
than me with my Bald head?
They say the
“Bald gene” comes from the mother’s side.
Well, all the men on my mom’s side were Bald too. I was guaranteed to go Bald. Cool!
I do own
about 100 hats. I’m not trying to hide
anything but, I live in Arizona. Did you
ever get sunburn on the top of your head?
It hurts! If I don’t wear a hat I have to use SPF
728,000 Sun Block and that makes my head feel like a greased watermelon.
I don’t have anything against Hairy Heads. In fact I’m a big fan of hair,,,on women. I had a friend I called Brinker the Thinker
who had beautiful long black curly hair like a rock star. I once told him “real men don’t need hair
but, it is kinda nice to have some”. He just
shook his head of great hair.
inspired now by those awful commercials for growing hair or wigs or
whatever. I’m going to start a Bald
Pride March across this country to demonstrate America’s love of Baldness. I just hope we have enough SPF 728,000 and we
get some cloud cover for it.