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Young Agent 54 |
I was born very young. I immediately realized that everything was
going to be different. For a while I played
it cool. Cautiously observing and
getting used to my own senses and then, shit happened.
At first I just went with it. Filling my diaper seemed natural and
easy. When the deed was done I became blissfully distracted with all the new stimulus in my brand new world. Suddenly, I caught a whiff of jiff. Pueewww,
stinky. What had I done? Was this new condition permanent? Being
emotionally immature, I began to cry.
My cries brought another person who changed my diaper and made
everything okay again. I was again
blissfully distracted.

Realizing that it would be impossible for me
to score a Snickers bar at such a young age, I began to cry again. Shortly, this brought another person who
stuck something in my mouth with some kind of liquid libation in it. I consumed it figuring that it would have to
do but, knowing that, someday, I would eat as many Snickers Bars as I wanted
and there would be nobody who could stop me (goo, goo, gaa ,gaa evil baby
giggling)

The rest of the day I reacted that same way
to every event. Burp – cry. Fart – cry. Bored-cry and every time someone
came and gave me the attention I desired. Abuse of power? Let he/she who is without sin cast the first stone.
Well, that was quite an eventful first day If
you ask me. So many firsts. Lessons learned for a lifetime.
I have to go now but, I look forward to
sharing more personal insights on Silly Sundays to come. Until we meet again, farewell my fans,
farewell.
This is great, keep them coming, the blog gods are with you
ReplyDeleteThank you, It's good to know that at least some of the gods are with me.
DeleteWell you've explained this very nicely. Yes you have. I did the same thing. Bwahahahahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific Silly Sunday and thanks for joining in the silliness. :)
Thank you for inviting me to Sunday Silliness. I'm pretty good at being silly.
DeleteLOL thanks for the laugh Agent 54 and may I suggest you invest in some air freshener
ReplyDeleteHave a farttastic week :-)
Great idea, thanks!
DeleteBurp, cry, fart, cry.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a Monday morning. :-)
Pearl
Yes, and all the other mornings too. Thanks for playing.
DeleteI am now officially off Snickers Bars forever.
ReplyDeleteMore for me. Thank you.
DeletePretty much sound like my Sunday mornings every week!
ReplyDeleteKeep it silly, my friends.
Hey Phil, how ya doin?
DeleteAh, that's why the baby cries when I break out the Snickers bar, lol
ReplyDeleteI'm visiting from the Times Squared hop. :)
Yes, they want a Snickers too. Thank you for visiting. You are always welcome.
DeleteLove your excellent insight into our early years. The bummer is that shit is, in fact, a permanent condition, both literally and figuratively. Here's hoping there will always be nice people around to help us clean it up. :)
ReplyDeleteHave you had the same fantasy that I have? Take one big final poop and be done with it forever. We can only dream.
DeleteThanks for being a nice person around to comment.
I realized that have many mutual
ReplyDeletefeelings with Agent 54 ...
Also I´m too old that someone will change my dippers,
but gladly not to old to make a good fart ...
It is these experiences, wants and needs that we have in common that bond us together. Thank you.
DeleteThank you for sharing some interesting tidbits about your earlier career at the Healthy, Happy, Green and Natural Party Blog Hop. I'm Pinning and sharing!
ReplyDeleteThank you for visiting and running the Blog Hop.
DeleteThat was a lot to learn in one day, you will be a genius in no time.
ReplyDeleteYes, a day I'll never forget.
DeleteThanks for playing.
Agent 54- I do love Snickers. They are always good to put in a DQ Blizzard. You were one smart baby figuring out how to get those random nice people to give you stuff. I need to figure out how to do that so I can get money....... funny post!
ReplyDeleteThank you again. Yes, it was quite a day.
DeleteThat drawing. That's, that's how I wish I could handle soiled diapers.
ReplyDeleteYes, the joy of parenthood. Good luck with the diapers.
DeleteThanks for commenting.
What a handsome little guy!! This was a fun read, thanks for sharing at Blogger's Pit Stop.
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed it. Thanks for playing.
DeleteI love your sense of humor. Reminds me of my own Mr. Menace.
ReplyDelete:) gwingal
Glad you enjoyed my silly story.
DeleteThanks for visiting.
Channeling James Thurber in this one.
ReplyDeleteI should read Thurber. Thanks for visiting.
DeleteLol... had to come over and have a look for a good smile and giggle. He's a cutie!
ReplyDeleteHappy to make you smile and giggle. Thanks for playing.
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