
Dr. Goldbloops: Hello everyone. Welcome to this group session. Some of you know each other and some are new
so I would like everyone to introduce themselves when they want to share with
the group. Who would like to share
first?
Everyone
looks at someone else.
Dr. Goldbloops: Mamma Bear, you’ve been here
before why don’t you start?
Mamma
Bear: No.
Dr. Goldbloops: Please, just to get us started.
Mamma
Bear: N-O-E, I said No, what part of no
don’t you understand?
Dr. Goldbloops: Please, for me.
Mamma
Bear: Boy, you getting on my last nerve. Oh, shut up. I’ll do it. Hey, I’m Mamma Bear of the Baylor Bears. My husband’s Pappa Bear and we got a 5
year-old cub named Baby Bear and I ain’t got nothing to share cuz things is
goin great in the Bear’s den.
Dr. Goldbloops: Oh, that’s good news. Last time we talked you were having a problem
with a blonde woman.

Mrs. Badger
gives Mamma Bear a high five.
Mrs.
Badger: Damn strait! Bitch learnt about messing with people’s
pourage.
Dr. Goldbloops: Well, you know I don’t condone
violence as a solution to conflict.
Mamma
Bear: Yeah, well don’t knock it till you
tried it.
Mrs. Badger
gives Mamma Bear an even higher five. Tell him Mamma!
Dr. Goldbloops: Let’s hear from somebody new
now. Mrs. Spartan, would you like to
share something?
Mrs.
Spartan: Oh dear, well, I guess that’s
why I’m here.
Dr. Goldbloops: Just relax, take a breath and tell
us who you are and why you are here.

Mrs.
Badger: Boooorrriinnggg! Get to the point, lady.
Dr. Goldbloops: Ladies please don’t do that. Let’s all listen politely please.
Mrs. Badger
slumps in her seat and looks out the window.
Dr. Goldbloops: Mrs. Spartan, please continue.
Mrs.
Spartan: Oh, well the trouble started
soon after we were married. At first it
was just rumors and then I noticed something, something stinky. I tried to ignore it the first time but, it
happened again and again. Finally I said
something to Sparty. He pointed to the
car and opened the hood and pretended that was where the stink was coming from
and he was fixing it.
Mrs.
Badger: Yeah, I know where you comin
from I heard them rumors too. Michigan
State is the Fartin Spartans.
Mamma
Bear: Oh lawdy, honey you got you a
stinker.
The other
ladies bust out laughing but, Dr. Goldbloops is not amused.
Dr. Goldbloops: Ladies please! Mrs. Spartan
what happened when you finally confronted Sparty about this problem.
Mrs.
Spartan: Well, it got worse and worse
until he would cut one lose anywhere we were and laugh about it. He thinks it’s funny.
At this
point the other ladies are having a hard time holding back the laughter.
Mrs.
Spartan: I mean Dr. Goldbloops, we don’t even
try go to church anymore.
The other
ladies crack up again. Mrs. Spartan
snaps at them.
Mrs.
Spartan: It’s not funny ladies. Look, I keep a Yankee Candle in my handbag at
all times (as she pulls the candle out of her bag) look, Apple Cinnamon.
The other
women are now howling with laughter.
Mrs. Badger has slid off her seat and is rolling on the floor.
Dr. Goldbloops: Okay Mrs. Fart-uh Mrs. Spartan, I
want you to go to Walgreens and find an over the counter product called Bean-O
and see if that works for Sparty. If he
doesn’t want to take it, try grinding it up and mixing it in with his
food. You can put some in the salt shaker
too.
Dr. Goldbloops: (to the group) I think that’s enough for tonight ladies.
Mrs.
Badger: (almost choking with laughter)
Yeah Doc, that’s all I can take.
Agent 54 here again. Wasn’t that fun! See what great value you get for your tax
dollars. I love my job.
You should love your job. Bwahahahahahahaha. I hope the Bean-O works.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day. ☺
Bean-O is great stuff. Thank you.
DeleteI just love that mrs Badger, of course if your husband is mean spirited, you gotta be tuff!!!, have a good one
ReplyDeleteThank you. I always count on your input.
DeleteI'm sorry, was this a fart joke? As far as fart jokes go, you can't get any better than this: http://www.krapsody.com/2013/09/hangin-with-einstein.html
ReplyDeleteYes, yes I believe it was. I will check and compare jokes.
DeleteBeano! I haven't thought of that since college. I had a friend who had to take those on a regular basis. There is a punchline in there somewhere....
ReplyDeleteYes, Dr. Goldbloops had his hands full with these ladies.
DeleteThanks for playing.
We don't have Beano over at this side of the pond, but boy I'd like to share this with my mates! lol! Thank you for linking with us on #FabFridayPost
ReplyDeleteOh, I hope they can import some soon.
DeleteThanks for playing.
Beano....a godsend! Thanks for the laughs. :-) #fabfridaypost
ReplyDeleteI hope it works for you or your husband.
DeleteThanks for playing.
I felt like I was in the group session with everyone, a lot of fun to read. My whole household (even the cat), can relate to the farting lol, maybe we need to try some Beano?
ReplyDeleteI do recommend Beano myself.
DeleteThanks for reading and commenting.
Thank you for linking up today for #lifethisweek 17/52. Next week: Taking Stock.
ReplyDeleteThank you for allowing me to share.
Deletejust gotta say I bleed green and white!
ReplyDelete#dreamteam
No offense intended.
DeleteThanks for playing.