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Sandra Bullock |
Sandra: Hello, International Space Station, Sandra
speaking.
Agent
54: Uh, this is Agent 54.
Sandra: Asian 54?
Agent
54: No, Agent 54 and,,,
Sandra: Asian 54 what? Oh, you mean that hot new band.
Agent
54: No, my name is Agent 54.
Sandra: Wait a minute. Okay, I forgot that I had cotton in my ears
because I took a shower and you know, in space the water will get in your ears
unless you use cotton and so now, Asian 54, what can I do for you.
Agent
54: My name is Agent 54 and I’m with the NSA under the DORD.
Sandra: Oh, I know who you guys are. You’re the ones who spy on us all the time
and turn our personal business into jokes.
Agent
54: Right! That’s us.
Sandra: So why are you calling me? I mean NASA and NSA don’t have anything in
common.
Agent
54: Oh you’d be so surprised. Believe me, we’re involved in
everything. Anyway, I must have gotten
the wrong number because I was just trying to order a sandwich for lunch from
Jimmy John’s,,,
Sandra: (interrupting) Oh, I love Jimmy John’s sandwiches. They’re so fresh and they deliver in no
time. I wish I could have one delivered
now up here. Wait! Let me guess.
You were gonna order a Gargantuan.
Agent
54: Yes I was. Say, you’re Sandra Bullock aren’t you?
Sandra: I knew it.
They’re the best. I should have
packed some in an extra suitcase before coming back here. Oh yeah, it’s me. Sandra stuck in space again.
Agent
54: Yeah, your movie, Gravitivity is out
now so why are you up there?
Sandra: Oh, it’s Hollywood. Sometimes they want to shoot the sequel right
away before they even know if the first movie is going to be a hit. Oh yeah, it’s called Gravity by the way.
Agent
54: Yeah, I knew that. Sometimes I’m a clown. Hey! I got a great name for the second film.
How about: Too Much Gravity? Or Two Much
Gravity?
Agent
54: So, you know I’ve been a big fan of
yours since you made “Love Potion No. 9”. And of course everyone loved you in “The
Blind Side”.
Sandra: Aww, that’s so sweet.
Agent
54: So, well, I know your last husband
was a jerk to you, so if you are still free, well, you know my wife and I
discussed it and you know, if you want to hook- up with me, it’s okay with her
and even if you want to hook- up with both of us, well, we’re cool with that. I’m sure we can make some kind of special
arrangement that works for all three of us.
Sandra: Yeah, that’s a tempting offer there Agent 54 and
I’m sure you’re a nice man and all but, I have a sweetheart waiting for me back
on earth thank you.
Agent
54: Oh, of course you do. I knew you wouldn’t be on the market for very
long. Well, if that doesn’t work
out. Let me give you my number.
Sandra: No, That’s okay. I think it’s going to all work out with this
guy.
Agent
54: Sure, and if you want to get in
touch with me for any reason you can do it through the NSA. Just ask for Agent 54. Everyone knows me here.
I’m kinda star in my own little universe.
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Captain Kirk |
Sandra: Hey, since you’re with the NSA and you guys
know everything, tell me, William Shatner, is that his real hair?
Agent
54: Heck no! I gotta tell ya, someday I hope to be half as
cool as Captain Kirk’s toupee.
Sandra: Oh yeah, me too. I mean I love Star Trek.
Agent
54: You already are as cool as Bill’s
toupee.
Sandra: Aww, you’re so sweet. Well, it’s been nice chatting with you on
this celestial wrong number.
Agent
54: Yeah, very nice for me too.
Sandra: Well, I gotta get back to work soon.
Agent
54: Oh yeah, I gotta eat my lunch or
I’ll be grumpy as a grizzly bear by 2:30.
Sandra: Bye.
Agent
54: Bye click, Bye.
Wow, wasn’t Sandra just the nicest. You know I feel bad for her because the men
in her life haven’t always treated her the way she deserves to be treated. She really deserves someone like me. Life can be unfair.
Hey! The kid from Jimmy John’s is here and he’s got my sandwich. Somehow they were listening in on my conversation with the beautiful and talented Sandra Bullock. Wow, this is my lucky day.
Hm....I want my next wrong number to be Will Smith. I'll make sure I mention or at least think about fajitas from my local Mex place.
ReplyDeleteI'll see if my friends at the NSA can arrange that. Thanks.
DeleteBwahahahahahahaha. Okay hand over that sandwich.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day. ☺
They are sooooo goooood. Thanks and come again. ( I vote today, did you?).
DeleteIt was a VERY lucky day! The only thing that would have made it luckier...oh nevermind :-)
ReplyDeleteCareful, this is a family show. Thanks for playing.
DeleteLucky you. Not everyone gets a movie star on the other end of their wrong numbers.
ReplyDeleteVery lucky day for me. Sandra is one of my favorites. Thanks.
DeleteMan, Sandra is a babe. I have always loved her. What the heck were these guys thinking?
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, she's the cream of the crop and as nice as can be. Ah well, maybe in my next life. Thanks for playing.
DeleteHowdy there Big Boy !
ReplyDeleteHey, I have a dirty joke for you........
Ready ?
A White Horse Fell In A Mud Puddle.
That's all I got for you today !!
Will think of something else very soon.
(๑‵●‿●‵๑)
Hugs
What a dirty joke! Thanks for the hugs.
DeleteI always thought Sandra was a sweet girl who loved good wholesome stuff like Star Trek and sandwiches and toupees. I haven't seen the space film - is she good in it?
ReplyDeleteP.S. Reading between the lines, I think she has the hots for you.
Really? You think there is a chance? Oh boy, oh boy. Do you think I should color my goatee to look younger for her? Oh boy, oh boy,
DeleteI didn't see the film yet but, I know she's wonderful in it.
Maybe I should get a toupee. Thanks.
Ha! Hey, how's the call reception in space? Probably great, way up there next to the satellites. That's great you got to speak to a celebrity crush, one of my biggest is coincidentally William Shatner. If you get him on the horn, give him my number.
ReplyDeleteToo bad you couldn't send her a 12". Sandwich, I mean. Jimmy John's is freaky fast, but I don't think they have spaceships. Yet.
Thanks for sharing that amazing story! My wrong numbers all sound like drug dealers, but they won't deliver either.
I'll check my NSA files for a number for Bill for you. Jimmy John's spaceships, now that's worth staying alive for a while to see.
DeleteThanks for playing.
What a cool post Timothy! I love Sandra Bullock too. I saw the movie gravity and I really enjoyed it. Her acting is superb and the special effects in space were marvelous. I really enjoyed this too. It is very creative, humorous and fun. Have a great day!
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen the movie yet. Maybe I'll take my wife this weekend. Thank you for your kind words.
DeleteThanks for sharing on Monday Madness link party! I love your sense of humor! Thanks again for sharing! :)
ReplyDeleteMy pleasure. Thanks for playing.
DeleteGreat conversation... I love a bit of mis-hearing. And I love Sandra too! #justanotherlinky
ReplyDeleteSandra is the best.
DeleteThanks for visiting.
Another great post, Agent 54. Sandra doesn't know what she is missing. She should've taken you up on your offer. Gravitivity was a visually interesting film albeit not scientifcally accurate but who cares it's Sandra Bullock! BTW, thank you for the added "Easter Egg" of Bill Shatner. Or his toupee...... :)
ReplyDeleteYou're too kind. This one wrote itself.
DeleteThanks again.
Jimmy John's is everywhere. They have their fingers in everything. That is how they are so fast, they decide what to send and then manipulate you into ordering. I think I see a Jimmy John's guy at the window, and I am on the 7th floor.
ReplyDeleteThe Jimmy John's guys are amazing. Sandra is so nice.
DeleteThanks for playing.
I just searched and apparently there are several Jimmy John's in my area. Along with every other sub franchise imaginable. Too bad my husband doesn't like sandwiches. M'eh, more for me. And you. And Sandra.
ReplyDeleteThanks for partying with us on #FridayFrivolity. Always love to see what my government is up to. :)
Yes, more for Sandra and I. Wasn't she great!
DeleteThanks for playing.
Wow. yeah, let me accidentally dial Mark Wahlberg or Kid Rock. Don't know what they'd be doing in outer space . . . but its still a good interview.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I really got lucky and Sandra is so nice.
DeleteThanks for playing.
The ol' celestial wrong number just blows you away somedays...
ReplyDelete#dreamteam
DeleteYes, I really got lucky.
DeleteThank you.
DeleteBaha, always hilare!
ReplyDeleteThank you. Glad you enjoy my silly stories.
DeleteHmmm never heard of Jimmy Johns but b last week i was at a Subway had Meatball Sub and Wild Cheery Pepsi
ReplyDeleteSandra and I love Jimmy John's and Star Trek. Thanks for visiting.
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