Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Monica Mess Game Show

Agent 54 here again.  I found this file in the trash at the NSA.  Somebody didn’t want this out there.  When I read it, I just cracked up. 
It’s time for America’s favorite new Internet game show!

              Trivia Pursuit Live

(Monicagate Edition)

(Applause)

     I’m your host, Stink Fartinmale.  Let me explain the game.  The object is is to acquire pieces of Pie and stuff  yourself  like an Toronto Mayor Rob Ford by answering questions about the time period when the World first got to know Monica Lewinsky in intimate detail.

(Applause)

Is is everybody ready to play?  (Applause, Cheers & Hoots)

Great! Here’s today’s first Question, just shout out the answer;

Q1:  What do Bill Clinton, Elliot Spitzer and Anthony Weiner all have in common?  Good Luck.

(Applause)

It’s Stink Fartinmale again.  We have a correct answer from Hillary Clinton  who said they all need to be neutered. 

Congratulations, you have won a Piece of Pie that has been a Washington favorite and is is catching on all over the USA.  That’s right, it’s Chocolate Cherry Surprise Pie. 

(Applause)                         
WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE!

Congratulations and good luck on Question 2.

Q2: Who is is Vernon Jordan?

 (Ohs & Awes)

It’s Stink here again, looks like time has expired on Question 2.

(Ohs & Awes)

Vernon Jordan
The correct answer to Q2:  Who is is Vernon Jordan?, Is is,,,, he was Monica Lewinsky’s Personal Employment Agent.  I think he had some other official government position but his main job was to keep Monica quiet and reward her for her “services” by getting her a cushy job with Revlon.

(Applause)

Ready for Question 3?

Q3:  On what part of her body did Monica Lewinsky wear a “beret”?

That’s right! Gennifer Flowers, You gave me head and that’s always a correct answer.  Your prize is is a special piece of pie that will remind you of your youth.  Yes, here straight from your grade school cafeteria it’s a slice of “Mystery Meat Pie”.   Yeah, you may not know what it is is but you’ll love it anyway.

(Applause)

Stink:  Let’s get ready for Question 4 where we have 3 live contestants from Washington D.C. on our stage!

Stink:  Q4: Monica’s blue dress was what color?   

Stink:  Yes Mrs. Pelosi.

Nancy Pelosi:  It was a rainbow and it had free Unicorns on it and it was very beautiful.

Stink:  Uh no, not at all.  Anybody else?  Yes President Obama.

Barack Obama:  The dress in question was definitely colored Red, I promise you, period.

Stink:  No, that’s not true.  Yes, Presidential spokesman Jay Carney.

Jay Carney:  The President clearly stated that the dress was Green.

Stink:  No, the President actually said it was Red.

Barack Obama:  What Jay Carney said is the truth!

Stink:  How can that be?

Jay Carney:  When the President said “Red” he clearly meant in the Green spectrum of the color pallet of dresses made in the USA at that time.

Stink:  Well it doesn’t really matter anyway because the correct answer is BLEW!  All of you were very wrong.

Barack Obama:  I clearly stated that the dress was BLEW.

Jay Carney:  The President couldn’t have been more transparent on this issue.

Stink:   Well, I’m afraid that’s all the time we have tonight for;  


    Trivia Pursuit Live

       (Monicagate Edition)


                                                                                                                           
(Applause) 

This is is Stink Fartinmale saying, join us next time and just because the current White House is a real mess, that’s no excuse to forget a thing about the stinking mess that was the White House in the 1990s.  Good bye everyone!

14 comments:

  1. Lies and more lies. No matter what they say it's twisted into the truth after a bit. Amazing how gullible folks are. Okay, this was funny. A fabulous Silly Sunday post too.,

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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    1. Sometimes it makes you so mad that you have to make fun of it all.

      Thanks you for always supporting my blog, even when I'm in a Google timeout.

      Have a great week.

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  2. I won I won! I got them all correct. Hey at least Bill didn't force us to buy health insurance. He just blew cigar smoke up our butts! Lol

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    1. Congratulations! Your pie is in the mail. Thanks for playing.

      You reminded me. I have one cigar left. Let's have victory smoke!

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  3. So funny, but so wrong. I kind of feel sorry for Monica.

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    1. It is a guilty pleasure. I'm angry that the world is just finding out how much of a LIAR Obama is is. I had to vent because I've been telling people this since 2008 and nobody listened to me.

      Thanks for visiting.

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  4. Check this out agent 54 Nancy Pelosi is a beauty queen :-) http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/nancypelosi/ss/Nancy-Pelosi-Miss-Lube-Rack.htm

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    1. I'm sure she's a nice woman personally but, some of the things she says are so crazy that it appears she has lost touch with reality.

      Thanks for playing.

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  5. LOL I enjoyed that our lot over here are just as bad they lie constantly but call everyone else liars most are middle aged men with their snouts in the trough.

    "Sends Stink Fartinmale a can of air freshener"

    Have a brilliant week ;-)

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    1. The crew in the studio will appreciate the air freshener. Glad I could make you laugh.

      Have a great week yourself!

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  6. This is wonderful. My favorite line, "they all need to be neutered." Glad you found the missing tapes :) and thanks for the laughs.

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    1. You are too kind. I'm glad to make you laugh.

      Thanks for playing.

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  7. I would so watch this show if was really on tv! They could pretty much put every scandalous politician on this show. Lord knows our government has enough of them across all party lines!

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    1. Washington does give us a lot of comedy material to use.

      Thanks for playing.

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