Agent 54 here again. Well, I was in my cubicle at the Nominal Secrets Apparatus (NSA) under the DORD (Department of Redundancy Department) when a
group of VIPs were being given a tour of the building. Because my cubicle is the first one they see,
being right at the end of the hallway, the tour groups always pause right there
and the person leading the groups always gives a brief description of us
Listener/Readers. This always makes me
feel like an animal on display at the zoo.
The other day it was even worse as some of
the ladies in the group must have thought of it as a “petting zoo”. I was just sitting there when one of them
started rubbing my bald head. She was
petting me like a donkey or something.
Well, I don’t like to cause a big stink at work so, I just went with it
and when the other lady started hand feeding me Doritos well, I figured “this isn’t
so bad, let’s just go with it”.
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| Harbor Seal |
It was the third lady that took it to
extremes. When I think about it now I have
to wonder why she was walking in a tour of a high security building, dressed in
a business suit, with an open can of sardines?
However at the time she started dangling the sardines in front of me,
well, I couldn’t help myself. You know
how much I love sardines, so who can blame me for clapping my flippers and
barking like Harbor Seal? Those sardines
were delicious!
Next thing I know, Inspector Gadget is
staring at me with that look of extreme disapproval on his face. I felt like a fool but, the sardine lady
still had half a can of sardines and the other lady still had some
Doritos. I was trapped between a rock
and a hard place.
By the time everyone left my area I had so
much orange spice powder from the Doritos on my face I looked like one of The
Joker’s henchmen. I also had the breath
of a gluttonous Sea Lion.
I don’t know why this happened but, I feel
like I was set up. I don’t know what Gadget is going to put in his report. This
whole episode gives me pause to ask a lot of questions like: Is someone at the NSA trying to get rid of
me? Why would anyone do that? Does someone think I’m underfed? Why would anyone think that? Who walks around with an open can of sardines
all day long?
If you know the answers to any of these
questions please type them in the comments boxes. Without your help I may never figure what
really happened that day at the NSA Petting Zoo.
Bwahahahahahahaha. I think you dreamed all of this. Wait, with the sardines I think it was a nightmare.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous Silly Sunday. ☺
And a sweet dream it was. I love sardines!
DeleteThanks and have a Special Silly Sunday :)
Sardines in the work place! Bad, bad, BAD idea!!! That's all I have to say about that. :) Have a wonderful Sunday, Tim!
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, I have to agree but, what do you do when they are right there in front of you face? Well, you know what I would do.
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Somebody forgot to take his Haldol.
ReplyDeleteHaldol, is that an appetite suppressant?
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A definite ploy to see how far you'd go for sardines and Doritos. Next assignment for you: Seaworld.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what is going on at Seaworld? This could be a very interesting assignment.
DeleteThanks for playing.
Al of these questions have me STUMPED! You have the most interesting job I've ever heard of by a long shot!
ReplyDeleteYou never know what's next at the NSA.
DeleteThanks a lot. Have a great week.
LOL well that had me engrossed i do want to know if the patting of your head make you feel better? you know I will never be able to eat any Doritos without thinking of that now LOL although next time I do I won't bother with any sardines heheh!
ReplyDeleteI hope you cleaned your teeth and mouthwashed after as gluttonous sea lion breath isn't very pleasant waves hand over mouth
Sea Lion breath is not good. :(
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The snacks were a ruse. Inside the sardines were tiny GPS locator chips that will follow your every move until, well, you visit the restroom. These chips alow the owner to track your every move, record every sentence spoken, in person and on the phone. The chips are so sensitive that they are capable of recording your keystrokes.
ReplyDeleteBig Brother is certainly watching you.
That will be okay if I get to write the report on myself.
DeleteThanks for solving the mystery.
Doritos are ridiculously hard to resist, especially for males. I know, I'm the mom of three of them. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the fun post and for linking up to Super Sunday Sync!
Thank you for your continued support of my blog.
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Something fishy is most certainly going on.
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Thank you for visiting. I'm going through a transition right now. Thanks for reading my silly stuff.
DeleteAfter reading this all i want too , is sardine :)
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Oh yes, sardines are delicious.
DeleteHave a Super Silly Sunday.
Better hope they don't start posting photos of this or you might be deported to a zoo!
ReplyDeleteIf it's the San Diego Zoo, that might be okay.
DeleteThanks
LoLoLoL. Why ask why? Free food is free food :0)
ReplyDeleteThat's what I thought at first but, Inspector Gadget didn't see it that way.
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Good lord, Agent 54! I also love sardines and Doritoes. I never even considered eating them at the same time. You are a culinary genius. Perhaps you should try a cooking show or would Gadget want your head for that as well?
ReplyDeleteYeah, uh, I don't think Gordon Ramsey has anything to worry about.
DeleteThanks for all your comments and support.
My question would be why on earth would anyone share their bag of Doritos with anyone? It sounds as if you ended up looking very much like my husband does after he's had some.
ReplyDeleteThank you for linking up with the #MMBC.
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Exactly! What was their real motivation? Ah who cares, they were delicious with the sardines.
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Were they regular Doritos? Taco flavored? Cool Ranch? Don't keep us in suspense, the devil is in the details. Or maybe in the sardines.
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing on Friday Frivolity.
Nacho Cheese Doritos every time. I'm hungry.
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Snort! Rubbing your bald head? Thanks for sharing your silliness over at #FridayFrivolity this week!
ReplyDeleteThank you for supporting my silliness.
ReplyDeleteCan't stop laughing. Rubbing your head and feeding you Doritos and sardines at the NSA. I think this call for the Xfiles. lol thanks for sharing at #WriterWednesday
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed my silly story. Please come back early and often.
DeleteI wouldn't question being spoon fed Doritos either. ;)
ReplyDeleteWhat's hungry agent to do? Thanks for playing.
DeleteSardines and Doritos? Interesting combination!
ReplyDeleteYes, we must do lunch.
DeleteHey Agent 54, glad you're noshing on sardines and doritos but it doesn't sound like you're following social distancing guidelines if you're allowing various women to pat you on the head! Be safe! :)
ReplyDeleteYes, I do require them to wear gloves. Thanks for playing.
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