Sunday, February 15, 2015

Dodgeball

  Agent 54 here again.  Gyms and Fitness centers can be a treasure trove of information for the NSA.  We bugged the Globo-Gym owned by White Goodman so we could listen in on his tryouts for his feared Globo-Gym DodgeBall team.

(Boing! The sound of a dodgeball bouncing off the head of a dodgeball player)

B.O.B.:  Ha Ha Ha Ha your out, man eye really nailed ya, get it, get it?

White:  NO, NO, NO, what do you think you’re doing?  You can’t throw your eye at people.  There’s no disassembling and reassembling yourself  in dodgeball!

B.O.B.:  Gee Mr. Whiteman, eye didn’t see that in the rule book.  Get it, eye didn’t see…

White:  (angrily) The name is Goodman.  Mr. White Goodman to you, Blahhhb and it, it, it doesn’t have to be in the rule book.  What are you some kind of rule book ninja?  You know all the rules?  What are you a rule book committee man, or person, or thing?

B.O.B.:  Eye just thought eye could be an asset to the team.  Get it? Ha Ha,  Eye slay myself.

White:  (angrily)  No, No, No this isn’t working.  This isn’t going to work.  This doesn’t work for me.  You’re gone!  Pack your,,,pack your,,,pack something and get the hell out of here.

B.O.B.:  (Crying)  Oh please Mr. Goodman, you just can’t kick me off the team after only 5 seconds.  Playing DodgeBall on the Globo-Gym DodgeBall team has been my only dream since,,,since,,,hey is that a rainbow out the window?  You know they say Unicorns hang out by rainbows.  (Not crying)  I gotta go catch a Unicorn!  See ya Mr. Whiteman! (sound of gym door slamming).

White: (angrily)  That’s it!  Monsters!  Aliens! What’s next, Vampires?  No, that’s it, no more open try-outs.   
    

Uh, I’m not sure what we learned from that one.

16 comments:

  1. Bwahahahahahahahahah. Eye get it.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. ☺

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  2. I think I need to see that "Dodgeball" movie.

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    1. It's a classic. The show re-runs of it on ESPN 8 (The Ocho).

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  3. Maybe a vampire oponent could have been a great opponent?$

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    1. Mr. Whiteman,,,,or uh Mr. Goodman should give Vampires a shot.

      Thanks for playing.

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  4. Took me a few goes..it's been a loooonnngg afternoon here. Eye haven't seen Dodgeball, either. But gee the things we could learn from listening to convos at the gym...!!

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    1. Many people consider Dodgeball to be comedian Ben Stiller's best work. You can sometimes see replays of it on ESPN 8 "The Ocho".

      Thanks for visiting.

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  5. Dodgeball - the one sport I can play. Because the principle of dodgeball is basically how I play every sport - always avoid the ball!

    Thanks so much for joining us on #FridayFrolics. Hope to see you next time

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  6. Agent 54 don't you know no one makes White bleed his own blood? I am actually gearing up for the Ocho which I believe Direct TV will be carrying in November.

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    1. Great! Enjoy the Ocho. I believe they are covering the Beer Pong Championship Tournament from Ft. Lauderdale this year.

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  7. Seems like agent 54 would like more dangerous opponents to fight with, I should be asking my son more about agent 54
    Menaka Bharathi - The Blogger's Pit Stop

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    1. Well, in my younger days. Now I just watch Dodgeball and write stuff.

      Thanks for playing.

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  8. All's fair in love, war and sports ;)
    Thanks for linking up to #AnythingGoes :)
    Debbie

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    1. Let's hope that B.O.B. catches his own Unicorn.

      Thanks for playing.

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