Agent 54 : Is a regular guy. He has a sense of humor and an active imagination. He works for the Nominal Secrets Apparatus (NSA) under the DORD (Department of Redundancy Department) as a Listener/Reader. His job is to read, view or listen to data collected by the NSA and determine if there is a risk to national security. He reports to his bosses, H. Cuffs and Max (Agent 86). He doesn’t take his job too seriously because he knows he’s spying on regular people most of the time.
Sunday, February 22, 2015
Smelly Pirate Hookers
here again. Well, Ron Burgundy has conceded the race to President Elect Donald Trump. It was a great race for Ron. Let's take a look back at the fun we had on the campaign trail. I just saw this breaking
news piece before editing. Check it out:
Blitzed: This is Blitzed Wolfer reporting for CAN and
we’re talking to Brick Tanbottom about the “smelly Pirate hooker” controversy
involving Presidential Candidate Ron Burgundy.
Hi Brick how are you?
Brick: Aloha, dude, what’s C-A-N stand for?
Blitzed: It stands for Cable Ass Network. Hey!
You’re not on the Channel 4 News team.
Who the hell are you?
Brick: Dude, I’m the surfin champ around
wrong Brick) Well get the hell out of
here! (to right Brick) Hey! Over there, Brick, Brick Tamland, (waving frantically) yeah you, come on over here. (under his breath) what
the hell is going on around here?
Somebody’s gonna get their ass kicked for this.
Correct Brick Tamland: Hi dad.
Blitzed: Hello Brick, it’s Blitzed Wolfer for CAN and
I’d like to talk to you about the controversy following Candidate Ron Burgundy.
Brick: I didn’t do it.
Blitzed: Yes, yes I know, (speaking painfully slow)
but I need to know if you know what Ron Burgundy meant when he used the term
“smelly Pirate hooker”. Which one is the
Brick: The Pirate.
Blitzed: Ah ha, now we’re getting somewhere. Brick, do you know how many smelly Pirates Ron
Burgundy hangs out with?
Brick: No, 5
Blitzed: 5 Pirates!
You are saying, Brick Tamlin, that Burgundy has nearly half a dozen smelly
Brick: My friend Brian Fontana says hookers are nice
because they pop out of the cake and then their clothes fall off and…..
(cutting Brick off) Thanks a lot there
Brick. Well there you have it. Ron Burgundy has many smelly Pirate friends. Will Burgundy’s smelly Pirate friends be a
factor in his campaign for President of the United States of America? Find out as campaign coverage continues on CAN.