
Let’s listen and
look in on a typical night at Archie Bunker’s Place.
Scene: As you walk in, the bar is along the far wall
going left to right. The opposite wall
has 4 booths and the far right of the bar has an old jukebox and a pool table. Seated at the left end of the bar is Alf and
he’s wearing my blue Hawaiian shirt that I lent him 5 years ago and he never returned (that SOB). Next to Alf is Rocket J. Squirrel of Rocky
& Bullwinkle fame and he’s talking to a cute little chipmunk chick called
Roxanne next to him. There’s a couple of
bikers and at the far end is the White Spy from Spy vs. Spy. There are a few patrons in the booths. Let’s listen
to the conversation.
Rocky: Yeah, Bullwinkle is a nice guy but, he’s not
the brightest star in the sky. I have to
spend half my rehearsal time helping him read his lines.
Alf: BuuuuuRP!
Biker Dude: Whoa, nice one Alf.
Other Biker
Dude: Yeah, did ya get any on ya? (he better not ruin my damn shirt!)
Suddenly the
bar door flies open and Chip of Chip & Dale steps into the doorway. All eyes turn to the doorway except
Rocky’s. Rocky faces forward and sips
his beer.
Chip: Hey!
That’s my squirrel-friend.
Sensing
trouble, the bar patrons, including Roxanne slowly start to back away from
Rocky. Alf passes out and falls to the
dirty floor (that rat fink!).
Rocky: (with his back to Chip in the doorway) Did somebody squeak something?
Chip: You heard me flyboy.
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Rocky & Bullwinkle |
Rocky:
(turning to face Chip) You talkin to me,
you talking to me, who the hell else, you talkin to me, well I’m the only one
here, you talkin to me?
Chip:
Roxanne is my girl and I don’t want her talking to strange rodents.
Rocky: That’s big talk comin from a little rat like
you.
Chip: We maybe small but, there’s two of us. (Dale
jumps up to be side by side with Chip).
Rocky: That’s it.
We on like Donkey Kong. (I don’t
know what that means)
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Chip & Dale |
Archie: I’m callin the cops!
The fracas
finds its way out the door and continues down the side walk.
Archie:
(Yelling down the street from the doorway)
Don’t you nutballs come back never again!
Archie
surveys the damage.
Archie: Aaawwww cheese and crackers, will ya look at
the mess they made. I shoulda known it
was trouble letting rodents in the place.
Wow, poor
Archie and what fight! I hope everyone
is okay. I guess we learned that Love
sure can drive you out of your mind.
Yabba Dabba Do!
Easter nEggotiation
Groundhog Day
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Groundhog Day
I'm glad you linked this to Silly Sunday. Thanks for doing that.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous Silly Sunday. ☺
Thank you for always reading my silly stories.
DeleteLOL i enjoyed that LOL @ nutballs :-)
ReplyDeleteHave a cheesencrackerstasticweek :-)
Thanks for visiting.
DeleteI need directions to that bar! Sounds like my kind of place. :)
ReplyDeleteI believe it's somewhere in Queens, New York City.
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Poor Archie! Heeheehee! It's a great story.
ReplyDeleteWhat about my poor Blue Hawaiian shirt?
DeleteThanks for playing. Have a great week.
Damn I missed that bar fracas LOL and that very loud burrrp :-)
ReplyDeleteHave a brawltastic week & thanks for jogging by :-)
We have to get together at Archie's Place for a brew sometime.
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What a funny story! It sounds like quite the fight.
ReplyDeleteYes, it was something to see.
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Funny stuff as usual,Agent 54. I love the way you use old tv characters in new situations. Inventive!
ReplyDeleteThank you. Happy Valentine's Day.
DeleteHi Agent 54,
ReplyDeleteThanks for bringing your post to the Blogger's Pit Stop last week.
Janice, Pit Stop Crew
Thank you again. Happy Valentine's Day.
DeleteWow this sounds like quite a bar and quite a fight!! :D Thanks so much for linking this up to #DreamTeam! :)
ReplyDeleteYes it was.
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haha, funny! Thanks for linking up with us at the GATHER OF FRIENDS LINK PARTY 9. Pinned
ReplyDeleteThank you for pinning my sill story.
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