
Scene: Frostbite Falls Minnesota. At dawn residents are waking up to 24 inches
of newly fallen snow. In town residents
must park on the street and must shovel their vehicles out before they can
drive to work. Bullwinkle Moose steps
out onto his porch, snow shovel in hand.
His new neighbor is already hard at work.
Bullwinkle: Oh what a glorious new morning to do hours of
back-breaking shoveling (not to mention that it’s freezing out here).
Dudley Do
Right: Howdy neighbor. Dudley Do Right at your service.
Bullwinkle: Bullwinkle Moose here. I don’t suppose that “at your service” means
you’ll do my shoveling too?
Dudley: And deprive you of the exercise you obviously
need so badly.
Bullwinkle: Hey, you ain’t exactly John Rambo or Rocky
Balboa there neither.
Where exactly did
you come from anyway.
Dudley: I relocated to Frostbite Falls from Canada
because it’s way too cold in Canada.
Bullwinkle: Whatda ya think Frostbite Falls was,
Tropical?
Scene: After 2 hours the neighbors have shoveled
their walkways and are starting to clear their vehicles of snow.
Dudley: Say Bullwinkle, what kind of car is that you
have there.
Bullwinkle: Why it’s an Oldsmoosebile of course.
Scene: 30 minutes later the cars are nearly cleared and
the guys are nearly exhausted when a very large snow plow appears at the end of
the block.
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Snidley Whiplash and Dudley Do Right |
Bullwinkle: We must stop him then.
Scene: The two neighbors shout and wave their arms
in an attempt to stop the snow plow from clearing the street and burying the
cars but, it’s no use. As the plow
passes our heroes see that none other than Snidley Whiplash is driving the plow
truck. The plow stops just past the two
homes.
Snidley
Whiplash: Hello boys, having fun?
Dudley: Snidley Whiplash you fiend! You’ve buried our cars after it took hours
for us to dig them out.
Bullwinkle: Yeah! Now
what ya gonna do about it?
Snidley: Well now Bullwinkle for a tiny fee I’ll use
break out my super-duper snow blower and have you cleared out in a jiffy.
Bullwinkle: How much is a tiny fee?
Snidley: A hundred dollars.
Dudley: Outrageous!
Snidley: Well, it’s more like side-street robbery but,
who am I to quibble? Oh, and for you
Dudley I will have to figure in the exchange rate for Canadian currency. Let’s see, 6 and 2 is 8, carry the 7 hmm,
duda do, uh that’ll be 2 hundred Canadian dollars please.
Dudley: Absolutely not. I won’t pay!
Bullwinkle: You scoundrel you.
Snidley: I don’t blame you boys. I’ll just hop back in the truck and I think
there is a shopping center nearby that might need my services, ha ha ha
Scene: The two tuckered out buddies look at each
other and,,,
Bullwinkle: Wait, we’ll pay. We gotta get to work, what else can we do?
Dudley: Well Whiplash, looks like you win this time.
Snidley: Of course I do, ha ha ha. Just hand over the cash and I’ll get right to
work. It’s a pleasure doing business
with you boys.
What can our heroes do but pay the
price. Looks like this has been another
case of Snidley gives Bullwinkle The Business or Dudley’s Frozen Assets.
Agent 54
here. I’ve got turn this one over to my boss, H. Cuffs. We’ve got find out if Dudley Do
Right is in America legally and if Snidley Whiplash has his green card?
Yikes, this is highway robbery. Great read though.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. ☺
That Snidley. He devious enough to be a member of Hillary's cabinet.
DeleteThanks for visiting.
Dudley Do Right is the only cartoon voice I could imitate.
ReplyDelete"But Inspector, we must save Nell!"
"Hey Boo Boo" I do Yogi fairly well. Thanks for playing.
DeleteI used to watch when I was little too! And Josie and the Pussycats and Penelope Pitstop, HR Puff-n-stuff, The Bugaloos...
ReplyDeleteAh yes, the carefree days of our youth.
DeleteThanks for visiting.
Love Bullwinkle. Very funny.
ReplyDeleteThank you for playing.
DeleteBrilliant. Although they coped with snow better than we do in the UK! Thanks for linking up to #FridayFrolics
ReplyDeleteSo happy you enjoyed it.
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Thanks for visiting.
DeleteLOL, Oldsmoosebile :D That's so cool. Great story Timothy. I'll be walking around with a smile on my face all day
ReplyDeleteSo glad you enjoyed it. We have to get together for a ride in an Oldsmoosebile sometime.
DeleteThanks for playing.
I think I dated Snidely Whiplash in college hahaha.
ReplyDeleteI heard he was just a little evil then.
DeleteThanks for playing.
You got to love Bullwinkle. Where was Mr.Peabody and Sherman during all of this???
ReplyDeleteThat is a great question. I'll get my NSA under the DORD on it right away.
DeleteThat's what I was going to ask! SNAP! #KCACOLS
DeleteWe're working on it. Stay tuned. Thanks for visiting.
DeleteNot sure I'm happy about Snidley getting the upper hand here - but I suppose it is just how real life seems to work these days LOL #KCACOLS
ReplyDeleteReality is real even in Frostbite Falls. Thanks for visiting.
Deletefun and schemeing in the snow. Hope we see some this winter. #CountryKids
ReplyDeleteSorry I came up as unknown, it's Fiona from Coombe Mill
DeleteYou can have the snow. I don't care for it. Thanks for visiting.
DeleteJumping in for the first time here & feel like I've been missing out! #KCACOLS
ReplyDeleteThanks for visiting. Please come back early and often.
DeleteIs there a moral to this story..? Other than move south to avoid snow? 😆
ReplyDeleteCame here from the #CountryKids linky, not quite sure how this post fits in with the purpose of that particular linky (outdoorsy kids activities), but nonetheless your little story here was quite amusing 🙃
Amusing is the point. Thanks for playing.
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