Agent 54 is a regular guy. He has a sense of humor and an active imagination. Agent 54 works for the Nominal Secrets Apparatus (NSA) under the DORD (Department of Redundancy Department) as a Listener/Reader. His job is to read, view or listen to data collected by the NSA and determine if there is a risk to national security. Agent 54 reports to his bosses, H. Cuffs and Max (Agent 86). He doesn’t take his job too seriously because he knows he’s spying on regular people most of the time.
Sunday, March 1, 2015
Agent 54 here again.
You know the NSA keeps up surveillance on all major hotels in all major
cities. Sometimes we listen in
celebrities doing some interesting things.
How about this phone call?
Desk Clerk: Hello
New York Hilton Midtown, may I help you?
(in a smooth cool barritone voice) Yes, I’d
like to speak to Hello Kitty in room 768, my name is Chester Cheetah.
Certainly Sir, I’ll connect you.
(Ring) Hello Kitty: (in a high pitch voice with Japanese
accent) Mushi, Mushi, this is Hello
Hey there Hello Kitty this is Chester Cheetah. We met a couple of months ago at Katrina’s
party in London.
Kitty: Oh, yes,
yes, I remember Mr. Cheetah.
call me Chester. Katrina told me you
were coming to my town so I thought I would give you a buzz.
Kitty: Oh, thank
problem baby. Say why don’t we step out
tonight . Let me show you the City that
Kitty: Oh, I don’t
Chester: We can go
to dinner at The Tavern on the Green.
They have a lovely new entree called Blackened Catfish that I’m sure
Kitty: That sounds
Chester: And after
dinner I have two tickets for the best show in town,,,Cats.
Kitty: (excited) Cats! That is my favorite show in the whole world.
Chester: Then It’s
settled baby. I’ll pick you up in your
hotel lobby at 6:00. Wear something
Okay Chester, 6:00 in the lobby. Bye Bye
Chester: 6 O’clock
baby, until then aloha baby.
Wow, what a cute couple they would make. I sure hope everything goes well on their
date and it doesn’t turn into a Catastrophe. We’ll listen in on they later and Catch up on how they’re doing.