Today we found the Ron Burgundy Presidential Campaign in Bayou La Batre Alabama. Ron is conducting a town hall style meeting in the old High School gym with about 40 citizens and the Burgundy campaign volunteers. Just before Ron walked on stage, former C-BS News anchor Dan Rather stood up in the crowd and shouted “Smelly Pirate Hookers!” before stripping off his trench coat and revealing his birthday suit. Campaign volunteers Joe and John tackled Rather and held him until security for the Bayou La Batre Psychiatric Hospital arrived to took him back to the hospital. We pick the meeting up just at the end of Ron’s opening remarks.
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