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| Crystal Springs Carwash Chandler, AZ |
Agent 54 here again. Well, Ron Burgundy has conceded the race to President Donald Trump. It was a great race for Ron. Let's take a look back at the fun we had on the campaign trail.
Blitzed Wolfer: Hello I’m Blitzed Wolfer for CAN the Cable Ass Network. A crowd has gathered here at the Crystal Springs Carwash, 6001 Erie St. & Kyrene Rd. in beautiful Chandler Arizona 85226 for an event that could have major consequences for the 2016 Presidential race. The place is highly decorated with Patriotic Red White and Blue balloons, Flags and streamers. A podium awaits a speaker. There is excitement in the air.
Blitzed Wolfer: Hello I’m Blitzed Wolfer for CAN the Cable Ass Network. A crowd has gathered here at the Crystal Springs Carwash, 6001 Erie St. & Kyrene Rd. in beautiful Chandler Arizona 85226 for an event that could have major consequences for the 2016 Presidential race. The place is highly decorated with Patriotic Red White and Blue balloons, Flags and streamers. A podium awaits a speaker. There is excitement in the air.
(Ron Burgundy approaches the podium
to speak)
Hello everyone and thank you for coming to
the Announcement of the Ron Burgundy Campaign for President of the United
States of America. (wild cheers)
I want to give a special thank you to
Campaign Chairman The Only Wendy Shade and Campaign Volunteers Maureen, John and Tim. (small applause)
This great country is starving for leadership
and I want to feed it. (cheers)
America
needs a real man with brawn and great hair (shout from the crowd “your hair is
a work of art, Ron) Thank you, little
lady. We face many challenges in the
future down the road and I want to be behind the wheel. (cheers)
I want to steer America around the potholes
and through the toll booths to greener pastures. It is in those pastures that I want to milk
the cows of human kindness so that no child is left without milk. I want to be the Duct Tape that repairs the
split we see in our society today. (cheers)
Will this be easy you ask? Heck No! It’s gonna be hard as hell but, with a great
team like the Channel 4 News Team behind me and all Americans everywhere behind
me, we can do this. (cheers)
I know that you may have heard some “small
voices” talking of smelly Pirate hookers and such. Well, those “small voices” are jealous of my
hair and they seek only to divide this great nation. Well, this nation is not dividable! (cheers)
We
will move on past such nonsense and just ignore it until it goes away. (cheers)
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| Presidential Candidate Ron Burgundy |
I’m asking you to join me in this monumentous
task as my friends Jack Nicholson, Ricky Bobby, Cam Brady, Buddy Hobbs, Megamind,
Brennan Huff, Allan Gamble, Frank Ricard, Jackie Moon, Mugatu, Chazz Michael
Michaels, and many others have joined me for the future of America (wild
cheers)
Thank you, I’m Ron Burgundy and I want to be
President of the United States.
Blitzed: Well, there you have it. Ron Burgundy has officially thrown his hat
into the ring for President in 2016 and what a race that will be. That’s all from Crystal Springs Carwash, with $4.00 Touchless Automatic service at 6001
Erie St. & Kyrene Rd. in beautiful Chandler Arizona 85226. I’m Blitzed Wolfer for CAN
Bwahahahahahaha. How appropriate on the very day that Hilliary is supposed to throw her hat in the ring once again.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific Silly Sunday. :)
Ron had to throw his hat into the ring before it messed up his hair.
DeleteHave a great week!
LOL and the names make me laugh,
ReplyDeleteHave a politicallytastic week :-)
Yes, Ron has quite a group of friends and supporters.
DeleteHave a great week.
Think I'll decide my vote this time around based on great hair. Nothing else seems to work or be accurate. :) Thanks for the great idea and this wonderful laugh! Hope you have an excellent day, Timothy. :)
ReplyDeleteMost of the great Presidents have had great hair, even if they had to buy it.
DeleteThanks for visiting.
Heeheehee! Yes, i guess to be president now, you'd better have great hair.
ReplyDeleteAmerica deserves a President with great hair.
DeleteWe need a mustached president like Roosevelt!
ReplyDeleteMen and mustaches like that of Teddy Roosevelt, don't come along often enough.
DeleteJust got to love politics!
ReplyDeletePolitics certainly brings out some characters.
DeleteThanks for playing.
Agent 54- we used to go by that car wash all the time in beautiful Chandler. I am so glad Ron isn't giving up. We need him more than ever now. Another great post, Tim!
ReplyDeleteThank you so much. Yes, that is my neighborhood car wash.
DeleteIf Ron had won the sound bites certainly would have been more entertaining. ;)
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing on #FridayFrivolity
Yes they sure would.
DeleteThanks for playing.
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ReplyDeleteYes, of course. Thanks for playing.
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