
We’ve been following the Ron Burgundy Presidential campaign closely and we expect a statement from the candidate soon. Right now we are still trying to figure out what
Blitzed Wolfer: This is Blitzed Wolfer for CAN on the
campaign trail again. Today we are on
the Santa Monica pier to ask people what
they think of the smelly Pirate hooker scandal that has stained the Ron
Burgundy campaign for President.
Blitzed: Let’s ask a fisherman what he thinks. Sir, Sir, what do you think of smelly
Pirates?
Sound Guy: Uh, dude I’m your sound man. This, this ain’t a fishin pole, it’s boom
mic.
Blitzed: And so it is.
(under his breath) get the hell outta here you knucklehead.
Blitzed: (to a real
fisherman) Sir, can I ask you about
smelly Pirates and hookers.
As he turns around we
see the fisherman is Jack Nicholson.
Jack Nicholson: Yeah, I’ll talk about hookers, I like mine
with nothing on em. Heh, heh, nicht,
nicht (scary laughter).
Blitzed: Oh, It’s Mr. Jack Nicholson of motion picture
fame. Jack, I’m Blitzed Wolfer with CAN.
What are you doing here?
Jack Nicholson: Blitzed?
That’s your name? Blitzed? What, were you conceived during a football
game? Heh, heh, nicht, nicht (scary
laughter). What the hell do ya think
I’m doin here, I’m fishin.
Blitzed: Oh, catching your supper, huh?
Jack Nicholson: Not really.
See I enjoy fishin my own way.
See I catch the fish and then I cut the fins off them on the right side only
. Then I throw them back and watch as
the crabs try to eat them while they swim around in circles. It’s great fun,,,for the crabs Heh, heh,
nicht, nicht (scary laughter).
Blitzed: (appalled) Well, uh, actually, uh we, that is, America
wants to know what you think about the Ron Burgundy smelly Pirate hooker
scandal.
Jack Nicholson: So, Ron Burgundy is running for President, ya
don’t say. Well, Ron and I go way
back. You know, sometimes he joins me
courtside for Laker games and his hair is always a work of art.
Blitzed: Yes, we know it is but, what about the smelly
Pirate hookers?

Blitzed: (swallowing
hard before he speaks) Yes, yes sir Mr.
Nicholson.
Jack Nicholson: (Shouting down the pier as Blitzed and crew
hurry away) Nice to see ya. Hurry back JACKASS!
Ron Burgundy is very fortunate to have good
friends like Jack Nicholson to watch his back.
Bwahahahahahahahaha. You crack me up.
ReplyDeleteRon does have perfect hair too.
Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. ☺
You can't beat perfect hair and good friends.
DeleteHappy Mother's day!
LMAO you crack me up too and the names LOL
ReplyDeleteHave a tanfabulous week :-)
Thanks. I exist to make people laugh.
DeleteHave a funny (humorous) week!
It's all about the hair! This was too funny! And very well written I might add. Thank you for visiting us at Sweet Inspiration.
ReplyDeleteThank you for allowing me to share my silly stories.
DeleteRon'd got to better than Trump! Thanks for linking up to #FridayFrolics
ReplyDeleteRon's the best.
DeleteThank you for your support.
Haha! Donald Trump: making Ron Burgundy look good!
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for joining #FridayFrolics. Hope to see you next time
My pleasure. Thanks for playing.
DeleteRon Burgandy for president! #sharethejoy
ReplyDeleteYes, Ron always had the best hair of any candidate.
DeleteThanks for playing.
I can't believe Ron lost to Donald Trump! Love that photo of Jack Nicholson.
ReplyDeleteWas it the hair?
DeleteThanks for playing.