Agent 54 here
again. Well, Ron Burgundy has conceded the race to President Donald Trump. It was a great race for Ron. Let's take a look back at the fun we had on the campaign trail.
I really love these weekly updates on the Burgundy Campaign. The ups and downs of campaigning are so intriguing. Let’s catch up with the campaign bus, rolling down the Extraterrestrial Highway towards Rachel Nevada as night approaches. This will be fun.
I really love these weekly updates on the Burgundy Campaign. The ups and downs of campaigning are so intriguing. Let’s catch up with the campaign bus, rolling down the Extraterrestrial Highway towards Rachel Nevada as night approaches. This will be fun.
Ron
Burgundy: There it is the Little A”Le”
Inn only 24 miles right up the Extraterrestrial Highway.
Howard: Cool.
The Only
Wendy Shade: How did I let you guys talk
me into this bullshit?
Ron: It’s not bullshit my dear. When I’m President I’m going to release all
the Government information on all secret space alien stuff that’s been going on
at Area 51 for so many years now.
Wendy: Great!
I’ll come visit you at the Presidential funny farm.
Howard: You know you don’t have to believe any of
this stuff to have fun with it. It’s like Halloween.
Wendy: Halloween for nutjobs. Wake me when we get there.
The campaign
staff is now seated inside the Little A”Le” Inn and is finishing a meal of
burgers, fries and sodas or coffee in green faced space alien mugs.
Ron: Coffee just tastes better out of a green
alien’s head.
Wendy: If you say so.
Howard: Hey guys, have you seen Tim?
Wendy: No, not for a while. I asked everyone to stick together so we
could get back on the road on time.
Ron: You know how his IBS is. He’s probably in the men’s room.
Wendy: Howard can you go check the men’s room?
Howard: Why me?
I mean, you know what Tim can do to an enclosed space.
Wendy: Fine!
I’ll do it!
Howard: No, no I got it. Just give me one of those space alien car air
fresheners to take with me.
Howard comes
back from the men’s room apparently unharmed.
Howard: No Tim.
Just a huge biker dude who was almost as bad.
Wendy: (to
the whole group) Everyone outside to
look for Tim. Howard you check the bus.
The campaign
staff are all outside in the night calling for Tim. There is a strange small light dancing about
the clouds for a short time and then it disappears.
Ron: What was that?
Howard: What was what?
Ron: That light in the sky? Didn’t you see it, man.
Wendy: Ron, this is no time to be seeing weird
stuff. Just find,,,
Tim: Hey Wendy, we ready to go?
Wendy: Tim!
Where the hell have you been?
Tim: Just back down there in the crevasse back a
bit. You know I have IBS problems and
the bathroom was full and the bus was locked so,,,
Ron: I saw lights in the sky.
Tim: Yeah, I have my tactical flashlight. You know there are bats out there. You can
see them with the flashlight.
Wendy: Bats!
Everybody on the bus! I can’t wait to get the hell out of here. Tim!
You can’t wander off like that.
Tim: Yes dear.
Wendy: I’ll yes dear ya. (she smacks him upside the
head with a menu from the Little A”Le” Inn as he boards the bus.)
An hour down
the road Ron wakes up in his seat with a moderate amount of drool running down
the side of his mouth. Wendy is in her
seat across the aisle working on her laptop computer.
Wendy: Have a nice nap there sleeping beauty?
Ron: Huh, dokgfth, uh, yeah, fine. What ya working on?
Wendy: Oh, it’s your opening remarks for your next town
hall meeting and I’m kinda stuck on this one part. You know, Tim’s a pretty good writer, go back
there and wake him up. Why am I the only
one working this time of night. Go get
him for me.
Ron: Yes dear.
Wendy: Knock it off.
Ron goes
back through the curtains to where volunteers Maureen, John, Howard and Joe are
all asleep in their seats. No Tim. Ron goes to the back of the bus and knocks on
the door of the restroom there.
Ron: Tim, you in there? (knocking) Tim!
Ron opens
the door but, nobody is in the restroom.
Ron: (shouting)
Tim!
Wendy
charges through the curtains. Everyone
is awake now.
Wendy: Ron, where’s Tim?
Ron: I do not know. (to the volunteers) Hey you guys, where’s
Tim?
Maureen: We don’t know. We were sleeping. He was in his seat last I saw him.
Howard: Look! His seatbelt is still buckled.
Wendy: Look Tim, you better not be pulling something
on me or I’m gonna kick your butt.
Everyone is
searching the bus but, no Tim.
Wendy (to
Ron) This isn’t funny anymore. I’ve
never lost anyone on a campaign before.
Ron: It will be okay. I’m sure there is a logical explanation. I don’t know what it is but, I’m sure it’s
there. Maybe he ran off with that biker
chick we saw at the Little A”Le” Inn.
Wendy: No way.
He would have had to walk by my seat and we haven’t stopped. I’m getting worried. We have to stop and call the highway patrol.
Ron: Calm down now. Let’s stop at the next rest area and figure
this thing out. Driver, next rest area
please.
To be continued………
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Yes, and how did he get off the bus...or did he? The mystery continues.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific Silly Sunday. ☺
Don't worry too much. I think he'll be alright.
DeleteHave a great week!
Oh dear looks like Tim's IBS has emerged in full force, I hope they bring plenty of air freshener on the bus with them LOL
ReplyDeleteHave a mysterytastic week and will look forward to the outcome ..."holds nose and leaves blog"
Don't worry. The NSA has told me that Tim will be okay.
ReplyDeleteHave a spaced-out week!
Poor Tim. Looks like he might not be around to help for quite a while!
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't worry too much. He's probably just taking a nap.
DeleteThanks for visiting.
Well he's got to be somewhere. Love the Ron Burgundy campaign. :)
ReplyDeleteI hope he's not being "probed" right now.
DeleteThanks for visiting.
When we were in Nevada, I wanted to go to the Little A'Le' Inn but couldn't get the husband interested. Another fun piece, Agent 54. I so wanted Ron to win........I feel the tears starting.
ReplyDeleteAmerica won on Tuesday. God Bless America!
DeleteThanks for your support.
Ha! Cant wait to see where Tim is! Thanks for linking up with us at A GATHERING OF FRIENDS LINK PARTY 12 Pinned
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