Agent 54
here again to share my report on our Annual company picnic at the NSA under the
DORD. As you may have guessed, the picnic was held
in a secret picnic location. The Oldies Band, Clowns and Ponies all had to be blindfolded
and sworn to secrecy before being helicoptered in for the day. Other than that it was more or less your
average company picnic with just a few more eccentric personalities. Of course all activities and conversations in
the area were recorded. Here’s how some
of those conversations went.
Scene: In a beautiful open space of a National Park
somewhere in America there’s a large open sided tent, under which is a band in
one corner and a Black Jack table with a dealer dressed in 1800s costume in another. In the middle is a large grilling station
where typical picnic fare is being cooked.
There are various game stations around the tent along with a face
painting station for the kids. Outside some cowboys and cowgirls are leading the kids around on the backs of the ponies. The atmosphere is festive. Agent 54 is seated at a table with a couple of
his buddies.
John
Rambo: I dunno.
Inspector
Gadget: (standing at table) That my
friends, is El Guapo.
Billy
Idol: El whato?
Inspector
Gadget: They call him El Guapo and he
just started this week. He used to be in
construction, specializing in excavations.
He’s in the Spanish department.
The
conversation is interrupted by the sound of loud, psychotic, evil laughter
coming from the Black Jack table.
The
Joker: Ha Ha Ha, I win again! He He He,
you can’t beat me!
Billy
Idol: Wow, Joker’s having a ball. He don’t seem to care that he’s just winning
play money.
John
Rambo: Yeah, he’s having a blast cuz he
thinks he’s cheating and getting away with it.
Agent
54: What do you think will happen when
he figures out the dealer is giving everybody 21 by dealing from the bottom of
the deck?
John
Rambo: I dunno but, I ain’t getting in
the middle of it.
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Billy Idol: Hey, what the hell is that? (pointing to 3 short yellow beings wearing
blue overalls and safety goggles.
Inspector
Gadget: Those are Minions. Those little guys work their butts off, uh if
they have butts.
John
Rambo: Them little yellow guys look like
they come from some Banana Republic.
Inspector
Gadget: Take it easy Rambo. I’ve never heard them say anything
political. Actually I’ve never heard
them say anything I’ve understood but, look how cute they are. Why they wouldn’t harm a fly.
Billy Idol: They look drunk to me.
Agent
54: Huh?
Another
burst of psychotic, evil laughter comes from the Black Jack table.
The
Joker: Ho ho I’ve done it again. Ha ha look!
An Ace and a Ten!
Flo from
Progressive Insurance walks up to the table.
Flo: What’s so funny?
John
Rambo: It’s Joker, he thinks he’s
winning.
Flo: Uh,,he does know that game is rigged,,doesn’t
he?
Billy
Idol: Yeah right, you gonna tell him?
Rambo: Send them yellow Onions to tell him.
Inspector
Gadget: That’s Minions. The little yellow guys,, that is, I think
they're guys, are called Minions.
Flo: C’mon Billy let’s go.
As Billy
Idol and Flo start to leave Agent 54 asks a stupid question.
Agent
54: Hey, you guys cutting out early?
Billy
Idol: Yeah, we’re gonna hang out with
Miley Cyrus tonight.
Agent
54: Whoa, Miley Cyrus? Dude use a condom.
Flo: We will, got a new box in the limo.
Flo: What?
You know that Miley goes both ways.
Billy Idol
winks at us and leaves with his arm around Flo.
As they get out of the tent, John Rambo adds his words of wisdom.
John
Rambo: Hey! Don’t do anything I
would,,or should,,uh,,,hey, don’t do anything!
John
Rambo: Well, I don’t know what to say.
Agent
54: I’m gonna go take a pony ride.
Wow, I really had a lot of fun seeing my old
friends away from the office and getting
to know some of my new co-workers. Now,
I can’t wait for this year’s NSA under the DORD Christmas Party. Happy Trails!
You've some interesting characters that show up each week. Fun too.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. ☺
Just getting to know them all.
DeleteThanks for playing.
Well done Agent 54! DORD is lucky to have you on the scene.
ReplyDeleteGRIN!
Thank you. Nice to make your acquaintance. Please stop by often.
DeleteThat pony might come in handy during El Guapo's excavations...
ReplyDeleteI want a pony.
DeleteThanks for playing.
Thanks for sharing with #CCBG
ReplyDeleteMy pleasure, thanks.
DeleteI really wish that I could have attended your holiday parties when I was in the business world. Fun read, Agent 54.
ReplyDeleteWe have had a great time.
DeleteThanks for playing again.
Thanks for linking up with us at the GATHERING OF FRIENDS LINK PARTY 8, pinning!
ReplyDeleteThanks for allowing me to share.
DeleteSo other than working for the NSA, how does one score an invite to the Christmas party? I'd be happy to wear an Elf costume if that would get me in. Just saying ...
ReplyDeleteI'll see what I can do. Thanks for playing.
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