Hey there America. You’re looking good.
Former Presidential Candidate, Ron Burgundy has made this seasonal statement:

I want to tell you that I know this country was starving for leadership and I wanted to feed it. America needs a real man with brawn and great
hair. We face many challenges in the
future down the road and I wanted to be behind the wheel. I wanted to steer America around the potholes
and through the toll booths to greener pastures. It is in those pastures that I wanted to milk
the cows of human kindness so that no child is left without milk. I wanted to be the Duct Tape that repairs the
split we see in our society today.
Well, that’s what Wendy wanted me to tell you
but, it’s really more like what I told Elvis when I met him in New
Orleans. Elvis asked me why I really
wanted to be President and I thought about it and it was pretty simple. For years I’ve thought that I was, you know,
quote a pretty big deal but, then someone showed me that I really hadn’t
done much in my whole life for anyone else.
So, when someone suggested that I had Presidential hair, I thought this
was a way to really do something good for other people.
I’ve met some very interesting Americans on our campaign tour of America. There was Fred Sanford in St. Louis who may become the next “Junkmaster General of the USA”. I met a hairdresser at Fenway Park and race car driver Ricky Bobby in North Carolina. I partied with Kim in Green Bay and talked to Carl Spackler in The Great North West and I even met Cher in Sedona Arizona.
What I’ve learned on the campaign trail is that
we’re really all the same. We all want
the freedom and the opportunity to do our own thing the best way we can. We all want to be safe and we all want a
secure future for our country and our children and we all want to spend the
holidays with family.
Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a
Happy and Prosperous New Year!
That was great Timothy. More than great.
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DeleteI liked that but still had to giggle at the name Wendy Shade :-)
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Merry Christmas.
Anyone who donates doggy chew toys to toys for tots gets my vote. Keep up the good work on the election trail.
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DeleteOh this country sure does need some duct tape at the moment... :) Thanks for linking up with #GlobalBlogging!
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DeleteYes, Agent 54, we need Ron more than ever. There is something oddly comforting in his perfectly coiffed hair & awesome stache. Make America classy again, Ron!
ReplyDeleteRon thanks you for your support and "Merry Christmas".
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DeleteI don't understand the last line, "I now want to with President Elect Donald Trump the best of luck to Make America Great Again." Do you mean, "I now want to wish President Elect Donald Trump the best of luck to Make America Great Again."?
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