Agent 54 is a regular guy. He has a sense of humor and an active imagination. Agent 54 works for the Nominal Secrets Apparatus (NSA) under the DORD (Department of Redundancy Department) as a Listener/Reader. His job is to read, view or listen to data collected by the NSA and determine if there is a risk to national security. Agent 54 reports to his bosses, H. Cuffs and Max (Agent 86). He doesn’t take his job too seriously because he knows he’s spying on regular people most of the time.
Saturday, February 27, 2016
Bernie and the Jets
Agent 54 here again.
Today I heard another of Blitzed
Wolfer’s great interviews. It was with
Bernie Sanders and his band “The Jets”.
They were warming up for an evening show in a small auditorium on a
small college campus. Here’s my report.
stage in a small auditorium on a small college campus. A band is tuning and setting up their
equipment. The keyboard player is none
other than Bernie Sanders who was actually cheated in a Presidential Primary race by Crooked Hillary in 2016. Blitzed Wolfer and his film crew approach
Candidate Sanders with the microphone and a camera.
Hi ya, Bernie.
Well, if it isn’t my old friend Mr. Wolfer. How ya been you old dog?
Fine, so tell me, how’s the band sounding?
they try hard but, they ain’t The Beatles and I’m no John Lennon, I’ll tell ya that.
Not John Lennon
Isn’t that Billy-Bob Jones who used to play with the Allman Brothers in
the 70s, playing bass for you?
that’s Bobby Smith who played with the Almond Brothers or some other nuttballs
a long time ago. I dunno, who can
are you here just to get away from the stress of the campaign trail for a
and ya know, I gotta pay the bills too.
I was going to ask you about that. I
heard the ticket price for this little event was $250.00. Isn’t that a little steep for a band that is “not
Schmeep! What, don’t I have a right to
earn a decent living?
Well, of course you do but, you know you are the one always preaching about
how everything should be free for everybody.
Isn’t there some hypocrisy in charging such a high
price to these kids here who will be struggling to pay their student loans?
– Schmippo! These kids coming here
tonight represent the 1% that can come out to our show. Let’s just consider the 250 clams a Tax on
the rich. They have to pay their fair
share so the other kids don’t have to hear how bad we really are.
what if the 1% kids decide they want to go to the show down the street that is
charging $25.00 to hear a much better band?
we’ll throw those bastards in jail!
that makes no sense. If you jail the
kids for not seeing your show, they can’t go to either show and both bands go
Bernie: Broke-Schmoke! We’ll throw them in jail and make them pay a $500.00
fine to the Government and then the Government can pay my band to perform in
the jail and everybody is happy.
Happy-Schmappy! What about the
innocent American kids you jailed and forced to hear your band?
Bernie: To hell
with them. They shouldn’t have been in
yeah, uh, well, I gotta go now. (under his breath and to his film crew) let’s
get the heck out of here. The Crazy is
getting a little deep in here.
I’ll see you later for the show and don’t forget your $250 bucks and that goes
for your crew too.
Wow! I guess we learned something about Socialist
Economic Policy or Economic Socialist Policy or maybe just plain old Insanity.