Sunday, August 28, 2016
Ancient Alien Ancestors?
Agent 54 here again. I’ve been watching the Ancient Alien TV documentary series on the History channel. Ancient Alien Theory began with the book Chariots of the Gods? by Erich Von Daniken. Giorgio Tsoukalos is a main proponent of this theory and can be seen in every episode of the show. Tonight I jumped out of bed at 2:00 am because I now know why I’m fascinated by these shows. I have realized the shocking truth. Agent 54’s Ancestors were Ancient Aliens.
I don’t understand why it took so long for me to come to this conclusion. The evidence of my extraterrestrial lineage is and has always been all around me. Main stream science has been slow to acknowledge the existence of Aliens but, what do they know? When I was a kid they said there were 9 planets in our solar system and now they say there is only 8. Let’s keep an open mind. Let’s examine the evidence.
Erich Von Daniken and Giorgio Tsoukalos theorize that long ago, the Ancient Aliens came to earth in space ships and modified human DNA in an experiment intended to improve our species. This explains why Agent 54 is smarter, better looking and funnier than the early humans.
In the latest episode of Ancient Aliens, they explain that aliens are still abducting the genetically modified humans to monitor their experiment. They tell us that only 1% of the human population has green eyes but 50% of the reports of Alien Abductions come from people with green eyes. Agent 54 has green eyes.
Erich and Giorgio go on to explain that most abductees have no memory of being abducted but, under hypnosis can recall their terrifying alien encounters. Agent 54 has no memory of being abducted.
While Agent 54 hasn’t been hypnotized into giving up his Alien Abduction stories, I do write about the subject in my Agent 54 blog posts titled: Burgundy Campaign Spaces Out, Burgundy Campaign Spaces Out II and Bungalow Bill's Outer-Space Adventure. Coincidence? Agent 54 doesn’t think so.
You have to ask yourself, why does Agent 54 have a AAA membership that I’ve never used? Could it subconsciously have something to do with Ancient Alien Astronauts? Agent 54 is convinced it absolutely does.
I realized that the Ancient Aliens have been communicating with me in their own special, discreet way. My wife has observed the trance-like state that I often enter when watching the Ancient Alien episodes on the History channel from my reclining chair. She says this trance-like state is often accompanied by strange sounds coming from my body that kinda go “zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz”. Later, after I regain full consciousness (with coffee of course), Agent 54 is able to write fantastic tales that bring joy and laughter to the world.
I have often wondered why I’m fascinated with using my metal detector. Am I searching for treasure or looking for Ancient Alien Artifacts to prove my heritage? Agent 54 believes he’s on a journey to discover his extraterrestrial “roots”.
Main stream scientists are still publically denying the very existence of extraterrestrial life but, Ancient Alien theorists point to mountains of evidence and artifacts that science cannot explain. I have examined the evidence and Agent 54 believes we were visited in the distant past by Ancient Alien Astronauts.