Sunday, September 4, 2016
The Warrior’s Studio, with Blitzed Wolfer Vol. V
Agent 54 here again reviewing another episode of The Warrior’s Studio with Blitzed Wolfer. These interviews just keep getting better and better. Let’s see who’s in the studio today.
Blitzed Wolfer: Welcome everyone to the fifth installment of The Warrior’s Studio. I’m your host, Blitzed Wolfer and I apologize, there seems to be some confusion about today’s guest. (to the guest) Sir, is this your correct name.
Confused Guy: I don’t know. What does it say in your notes?
Blitzed: It says you are “Confused Guy”.
Confused Guy: Oh, yeah, that’s the Superhero name they gave me. You can call me, uh, uh, call me Confused Guy.
Blitzed: Uh, okay Confused Guy, I think I can gather by your outfit the reason they call you that.
Confused Guy: Why, wadda ya mean?
Blitzed: Well, it’s just because you’re wearing Ironman’s mask and Spiderman’s shoes and you’re holding Captain America’s shield and you have a woman’s blouse on.
Confused Guy: It’s not a woman’s blouse. It’s my blouse.
Blitzed: Yes, well, I meant it has a woman’s style to it.
Confused Guy: Well, if it’s my blouse and I’m wearing it, doesn’t it have my style?
Blitzed: I suppose it does. Let’s get on with the interview, shall we. Please tell us how you battle Darth Vader and the evil Empire.
Confused Guy: What?
Blitzed: You know, what do you do to help win the war between the Rebel Alliance and the Empire. You are an intergalactic warrior, aren’t you?
Confused Guy: What? Heck no! I’m an Uber driver.
Blitzed: An Uber driver?! What the heck are you doing here?
Confused Guy: I dunno. I was hungry and somebody said there was free pepperoni pizza in one of these rooms around here. I got tired of looking for it so I came in here and sat down and then you started asking me these dumb questions.
Blitzed: Yes, well the pizza is in the Green room. I guess we should continue the interview since you are here.
Confused Guy: Which room is the Green room?
Blitzed: Don’t worry, I’ll show you later. Now, you are an Uber driver. How’s that working out.
Confused Guy: Okay, I guess. I got a tip last month.
Blitzed: Really? Was it a good tip?
Confused Guy: Oh yeah, the rider told me “don’t smoke in bed” so now I get up and get a Dr. Pepper from the fridge before I fire up my purple bong.
Blitzed: Oh, so you’re from Colorado. What are you doing here in New York?
Confused Guy: New York? Oh, no wonder my last rider got so mad at me.
Blitzed: Yes, well, that’s all the time and patience we have for today’s interview on The Warrior’s Studio. I’m Blitzed Wolfer saying, I apologize.