Agent 54 : Is a regular guy. He has a sense of humor and an active imagination. He works for the Nominal Secrets Apparatus (NSA) under the DORD (Department of Redundancy Department) as a Listener/Reader. His job is to read, view or listen to data collected by the NSA and determine if there is a risk to national security. He reports to his bosses, H. Cuffs and Max (Agent 86). He doesn’t take his job too seriously because he knows he’s spying on regular people most of the time.
Saturday, November 19, 2016
A Nerdy Movie Review?
My 2013 Chevy Sonic
here again. I earned some free passes at
work so, I took my buddies to see a movie and then we went to the pool to
review it. The group included Shamu,
Flipper and Charlie Tuna. These are our
thoughts on Keeping up with The Joneses starring Zach Galifianakis, Isla
Fisher, Gal Gadot and Jon Hamm.
Okay, I’ll go first. I really
liked the movie and I thought it was cool that the lead character, Jeff
Gaffney, who was played by Zack Galifianakis drove the same car as me. The movie was pretty funny.
Shamu: Is you
crazy! Man, the first half of that movie
was so slow it woulda lost a race with Sea Snail. The only cool part was when they was eatin
Yeah, I dunno. I mean it was a
little funny sometimes and it did have some great car chases and gun fights and
a couple of nice explosions. Oh yeah I
like the little redhead, Isla Fisher. Get
it? Isla Fisher? Get it, I’m a fish. Isla Fisher?
Yo Flip! How many times do I have to remind you, you’re a Marine Mammal. C’mon, have a little class.
cares. I bet Isla Fisher don’t know the
difference. I betcha!
you crazy too! Man, the chick playin
Mrs. Jones was the hottie of this movie.
(singing) Me-e-e and Mrs., Mrs. Jo-o-ones, Mrs. Jones, we got a thing
Oh boy, ain’t nobody got no class around here?
Agent 54: C’mon
guys the movie was funny.
Yeah, the only reason you liked it was cuz you look like Zach
Gala-Gala-Gala- what’s-his-name and you drive the same stupid car. You do realize that car was part of the joke,
you know, nerdy little fat dude in a cheap little car. Can you be sayin “Loooooser”?
Whatda ya mean? I don’t look like
Zach and he lost weight for this role and that little car gets 30 mpg and it
got your ass to the movies today, didn’t it?
uh. Agent 54, let’s review. You’re fat, he’s fat. You’re short, he’s short. You’re a white dude with a beard…..starting to
get the picture here?
Agent 54: I
liked the character, Jeff Gaffney. He’s
a college graduate and he has an important job and a nice house and a nice car and
Gimmie a break! And who you
callin fat, Shamu? And Charlie, I
thought you had a little more class than that.
Fine! Well, I’m giving the movie
5 outta 5 Starfish. I thought it was
Shiiiiit! I’m jus givin it 2
Starfish, both for (singing) Mrs. Mrs. Jo-o-ones.
Right with ya, Shamu. 2 Starfish
for my little redhead fisher girl.
I’m givin it 2 Starfish too. I
liked the pool scene.
Agent 54: (pulling a pocket calculator out) Fine!
So, doing the math, that comes out to an average of 2.75 Starfish for Keeping up with The