My 2013 Chevy Sonic |
Agent 54:
Okay, I’ll go first. I really
liked the movie and I thought it was cool that the lead character, Jeff
Gaffney, who was played by Zack Galifianakis drove the same car as me. The movie was pretty funny.
Shamu: Is you
crazy! Man, the first half of that movie
was so slow it woulda lost a race with Sea Snail. The only cool part was when they was eatin
snakes.
Flippper:
Yeah, I dunno. I mean it was a
little funny sometimes and it did have some great car chases and gun fights and
a couple of nice explosions. Oh yeah I
like the little redhead, Isla Fisher. Get
it? Isla Fisher? Get it, I’m a fish. Isla Fisher?
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Zach Galifianakis |
Flipper: Who
cares. I bet Isla Fisher don’t know the
difference. I betcha!
Shamu: Is
you crazy too! Man, the chick playin
Mrs. Jones was the hottie of this movie.
(singing) Me-e-e and Mrs., Mrs. Jo-o-ones, Mrs. Jones, we got a thing
goin on.
Agent 54: C’mon
guys the movie was funny.
Charlie Tuna:
Yeah, the only reason you liked it was cuz you look like Zach
Gala-Gala-Gala- what’s-his-name and you drive the same stupid car. You do realize that car was part of the joke,
don’tcha?
Shamu: Yeah,
you know, nerdy little fat dude in a cheap little car. Can you be sayin “Loooooser”?
Agent 54:
Whatda ya mean? I don’t look like
Zach and he lost weight for this role and that little car gets 30 mpg and it
got your ass to the movies today, didn’t it?
Flipper: Yeah
uh. Agent 54, let’s review. You’re fat, he’s fat. You’re short, he’s short. You’re a white dude with a beard…..starting to
get the picture here?
Agent 54: I
liked the character, Jeff Gaffney. He’s
a college graduate and he has an important job and a nice house and a nice car and
good-lookin wife.
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Flipper |
Shamu: Nerd
Alert!
Flipper: Nerd
Alert!
Charlie Tuna:
Nerd Alert!
Agent 54:
Gimmie a break! And who you
callin fat, Shamu? And Charlie, I
thought you had a little more class than that.
Shamu: Nerd
Alert!
Flipper: Nerd
Alert!
Charlie Tuna:
Nerd Alert!
Agent 54:
Fine! Well, I’m giving the movie
5 outta 5 Starfish. I thought it was
great!
Shamu:
Shiiiiit! I’m jus givin it 2
Starfish, both for (singing) Mrs. Mrs. Jo-o-ones.
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Shamu |
Flipper:
Right with ya, Shamu. 2 Starfish
for my little redhead fisher girl.
Charlie Tuna:
I’m givin it 2 Starfish too. I
liked the pool scene.
Agent 54: (pulling a pocket calculator out) Fine!
So, doing the math, that comes out to an average of 2.75 Starfish for Keeping up with The
Joneses.
Shamu: Nerd
Alert!
Flipper: Nerd
Alert!
Charlie Tuna:
Nerd Alert!
Agent 54:
Fine! Whatever! Next time we go to the movies, one of you
guys can drive.
I never trust the opinions of fish and marine mammals.
ReplyDeleteYeah, what do they know!
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Agent 54- where did you find Charlie Tuna? I thought he was retired and living the high life in Florida? I was wondering about this movie and it does sound pretty funny. Is it autobiographical? Although you don't look anything like Zach. Terrific post! Thanks for the laughs!
ReplyDeleteOh, Charlie Tuna hangs out with us from time to time.
DeleteGlad to make you laugh. Thanks again.
I havent been to the cinema "properly" in over 5 years now...
ReplyDeleteI have been to parent and baby showings which were quite good with soft lighting and the volume is turned down lower and I havent been to those for 4 years either.
I dont even try to go to the cinema now as I dont think that Evie would sit through a long film yet.
Well done on getting the free cinema tickets though (here is the UK the tickets are quite expensive IMO)
Yes, my employer is quite generous with movie tickets and other perks. I love to take my wife and friends to the movies with free tickets.
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What Joe said. I don't trust their opinions either.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific Silly Sunday. ☺
Yeah, and they can drive next time too.
DeleteThanks for all your support.
They sure aren't nice to you, for all you do for them. Your opinion is the one that counts!
ReplyDeleteOh, they're just teasing. We're good buddies.
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Been wondering what it might rate at. Maybe with that rating I'll wait for the video version. thanks.
ReplyDeleteWell, at least I liked it.
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DeleteHi my friend..Very interesting discussion glad that I came across such informative post.
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Am I in the movie of Nemo? #FabFridayPost
ReplyDeleteMy buddies and I have to review that one.
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Great review, made me giggle- thank you for sharing with I am PInnable
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DeleteHi Agent, it sounds like a proper circus. I'm surprised you never got asked to leave (or do your fishy buddies know how to behave in public?). I'm up for a funny movie any day of the week.
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Yes, my buddies behave until they get into the pool.
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I saw that it was already on HBO so that can't be a good sign. But then again the Nice Guys didn't have much fanfare and that was an excellent flick. Think I'll give it a try since it's free. Thanks for the review.
ReplyDeleteYou're very welcome.
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I've not seen the movie, but thank you for joining us at #TriumphantTales.
ReplyDeleteYou will enjoy it.
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I love getting out to the cinema. I haven't been able to get out for a while but these reviews are making me want to go back!
ReplyDeleteI hope to see you sneaking into the movies.
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