Sunday, February 5, 2017

The Politics of Surgery

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  Agent 54 here again.  So, I was trying to come up with something for Sandee’s Silly Sunday on her https://comedyplus.blogspot.com/2017/02/silly-sunday.html#more site when “the news” inspired me again.  When I saw so many of our elected officials in Washington D.C. acting more and more childishly every day and the debate over the Obamacare debacle taking more twists and turns than old Route 66, I was reminded of this old joke.

  Five surgeons are discussing who the best patients are to operate on.

The first surgeon said, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside them is numbered."

The second responded, "You should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon said, "I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimed in, " You know, I like construction workers...they always understand when you have a few parts left over in the end and when the job takes longer and cost more than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up with this observation, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no spine and the head and ass are interchangeable." 


How much truth do you think there is in this old joke?



22 comments:

  1. There is a lot of truth to this post. The politicians are there for power. They are the elite anymore so they are really only thinking of themselves. It's a shame.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. ☺

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    1. Yes they are.

      Thanks for playing and have a great week.

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  2. I agree and just like ours in the UK all out for themselves :-)

    Have a tanfastic Sunday :-)

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    1. God Bless America and The UK.

      Thanks for playing.

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  3. It's sad and true and sadly true.

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    1. Well, I hope some of the joke made you laugh.

      Thanks for playing.

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  4. Lets hope they are not about to sell anyone out #CreativeMondays

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    1. All we can do is hope.

      Thanks for visiting and commenting.

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  5. Politicians will always be out for themselves...

    .....ggggrrrrrrrr!

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    1. That's why I'm glad to have a businessman in the White House now.

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    1. Yes, Unfortunately.

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  7. So true. Seeing our politicians selling off the NHS whilst pretending to support it makes my blood boil.

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  8. *Giggle* I love this! Thanks for sharing with us at Together on Tuesdays. Pinned.

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  9. Very funny, Agent 54! Quite a bit of truth in that old chestnut.

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    1. Yes, too much truth. Thank you for visiting.

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  10. I finally made it to read your blog! Very funny and very true! Aka Nana

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    1. Glad you enjoyed it.

      Please come back early and often.

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    1. Thank you for using this joke.

      Please come back early and often.

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