Friday, May 11, 2018
Agent 54 here again. I’ve got Blitzed Wolfer’s latest and greatest interview with the first Presidential campaign ticket for 2020. It should be a very interesting race. Here’s Blitzed with the Franken Stein 2020 candidates.
Scene: CAN Studio. Blitzed is sitting the on stage with the two candidates opposite of him.
Blitzed Wolfer: Hello America, this is Blitzed Wolfer with the first CAN interview of the 2020 campaign season. I have Al Franken and Jill Stein who have joined up to form Franken Stein 2020.
Al Franken: Hi Blitzed, I’m very excited to announce my candidacy for the Democrat nomination for President in 2020. And, may I introduce my lovely running mate from the Green Party, Jill Stein.
Jill Stein: Good to be here with you Blitzed. I’m honored to have been picked by Senator Franken as his choice for Vice President.
Blitzed: Well, the two of you make for a very diverse ticket. Please tell America about your platform for your campaign.
Franken: Happy to Blitzed, I stand for the Democrat principles of hating President Trump, Higher Taxes and Legalized Marijuana.
Stein: Yes, and you know my motto and the credo of the Green Party, One Tree One Vote.
Blitzed: Really? So you believe it’s a good thing for Americans to be stoned.
Franken: Hey, I resemble that remark. In fact I just smoked a doobie backstage.
Stein: What? You didn’t. I know you are not for cutting down beautiful green plants to smoke just so you can play video games in your mommies’ basement.
Franken: I resemble that remark.
Stein: Well, as an advocate for all living things green, I cannot condone that kind of behavior. Find yourself another running mate, Al. ( Jill Stein gets up and storms off the stage. )
Blitzed to Franken: Uh oh, looks like you just lost your V.P. before you could even get a chance to grope her.
Franken: What! Grope her? She’s a Vegan hypocrite and her farts smell like horse turds.
Blitzed: Well it looks like that’s all we have time for. This is Blitzed Wolfer saying stay tuned to CAN for all the latest from the Campaign Trail 2020.
Wow! What a fun and interesting interview. Looks the Campaign for President in 2020 is going to have lots of twists and turns. I can’t wait to see what happens next.