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Aquaman |
Agent 54: As usual,
I’ll start the conversation. The new
Aquaman movie starred Jason Mamoa as Aquaman, Amber Heard as Mera, Nicole
Kidman as Atlanna, Willem Dafoe as Vulko and Patrick Wilson as King Orm. It’s the story of how a half breed Human and Atlantean
takes his rightful place as king of Atlantis and saves the world by stopping a
war between the people of the sea and the people of the land. It had lots of very colorful fantasy CGI
images as well as some great beach and land scenes. I’m sure my friends enjoyed this tale from
the sea even more than me.
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Shamu |
Shamu: Yeah, and
it has some great camio performances by the biggest star in the sea,,, namely
me.
Flipper: What
! I had more time on screen than you
did. I got to swim with Aquaman when he
was just a kid.
Nemo: So
what! Neither of you had a line of
dialog. Until you get a speaking part,
you got no room to talk.
Shamu: Shut
up! Nobody likes a bitter-jelly little
polka-dot guppy smart-ass who didn’t get hired for the movie.
Nemo: I’m not
polka-dot, I got stripes.
Agent 54: Knock it
off! Com’on guys. Were supposed to be friends talking about the
movie.
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Charlie Tuna |
Charlie Tuna:
Those guys got no class and parts of the movie didn’t have none
either. Who’s gonna believe the
beautiful Atlanna would fall in love with an ugly old lighthouse keeper?
Ariel: The
lighthouse keeper wasn’t ugly or old when she met him.
Flipper:
Whoa! You had the hots for the
lighthouse keeper?
Ariel: Well, you
were drooling over Mera for the whole movie.
Shamu: Yeah, that’s
Flip. He always goes for the redheads.
Hey, what did Mera say to ya when you tried to talk to her on the set?
Flipper: She
talked to me.
Shamu: Yeah, what
she say?
Ariel: Yeah, what did she say?
Flipper: She spoke
to me.
Charlie Tuna: Tell
us, for cryin out loud!
Flipper: Okay,
Okay! She said “I gotta go now”.
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Ariel |
Everyone except Ariel has a great laugh for 10 seconds
then Agent 54 speaks.
Agent 54: Alright
now, let’s try to focus on the movie. I
enjoyed when Atlanna told Aquaman “The people don’t need a king, they need a
hero.”
Charlie Tuna: My
favorite character was Black Manta. He’s
a badass human with a grudge who gets some Atlantean technology. He’s gonna kick Aquaman’s butt in the sequel.
Shamu: Man,
Charlie, you ain’t got no class, you always rootin for the bad guy.
Nemo: If you and
Flipper had any class you would have gotten speaking rolls in that movie. The way I saw it, Sharks got all the best
rolls for real live marine life.
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Mera |
Flipper: Shamu and
I are gonna get speaking rolls in Aquaman II, guaranteed.
Charlie Tuna: I’ll
believe that when I hear it.
Shamu:
Whatever! You think you funny,
don’t you?
Agent 54: Okay,
Okay, Well, that certainly was a spirited, if not insane debate. I think it’s time to vote while we’re all
still friends,,,,sorta. I give it 5
Starfish. I really enjoyed the movie.
Shamu: 5 Starfish
and you whale turds is just jelly.
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Atlanna |
Flipper: 5
Starfish, you tell’em, Shamu.
Nemo: 5 Starfish,
I never said I didn’t like the movie.
Charlie Tuna: 4
Starfish.
Ariel: Well, I
give it 4 Starfish. I don’t think Mera
is really all that hot.
Agent 54: So, that’s
28 out of 30 Starfish so, I guess we really enjoyed the film. We recommend you go see Aquaman with some of
your sane friends.
We haven't seen it yet - Hoping that A Star is Born is still out in the movies! #dreamteam
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If the critics pan it and friends like it (and you are not the first friend to say you like it), then it is a good movie. That's my story and i'm sticking to it!
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I've seen it twice (there's something to be said for stamina) and the whole time I was watching it I was thinking, well, I can't tell you everything I was thinking but I was definitely thinking I want to see it again. Cool review - shared. :)
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