Agent 54
here again. People have asked me how I
got my job at the Nominal Secrets Apparatus (NSA). I went through the Union of course. It’s the Brotherhood of Secret Electronically
Recorded Surveillances (BSers). They say I was always cut out to be one of the BSers.
They gave me a 6 minute course on what to do
and then a set of headphones and a cubicle.
I have my cubicle decorated like most any office cubicle. You know, with fish heads, voodoo dolls and
walnuts.
The Government Sequester Jester came and said he had to cut $2.79 from everyone’s cubicle for budget reasons. He looked around and left the fish heads, voodoo dolls and walnuts and took the power cord for my computer. Of course, me being the electronics geek that I am, I had an extra one in my lunch box so I reconnected, rebooted and was back on the job in no time.
I don't really know what brand of computer I have or how old it is but, some of the components say "Marconi" or "Tesla" on them.
I asked my boss H. Cuffs, for a new computer but, he said he already busted the budget on urinal cakes. I guess you have to have your priorities. Well, maybe I can get him to get me a "new" Commodore64 in 2015. *Update 5/2015: They got me a great new computer with 256k of RAM and a floppy drive. H. Cuffs said they might get us upgraded to Window 95 next year.
LMAO & good luck with Windows 95, what a cheek blowing the budget on urinal cakes oh well at least they will smell pleasant.
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You have to take what you can get.
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Bwahahahahahahaha, well with that kind of equipment I feel pretty safe. Good one.
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Yeah, it was a nice upgrade.
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just wait untill the outfit get windows 25 it will be a blast.
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Heeheehee! What funny guys you BSers are!
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DeleteWhen I do something illegal I'll worry! Lol
ReplyDeleteSorry but, we see everything so, stay on the straight and narrow.
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Windows 95? Good, good. Maybe Microsoft will fix the upgrade issues and system bugs by the time your department is ready for Windows 10.
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I gave up Windows along time ago - I have now moved onto to Mac. Good Luck! Thanks for linking up with us on #FabFridayPost Have a great weekend! :)
ReplyDeleteI'm so ready for an IT upgrade.
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A floppy drive? Oh how I envy you Agent 54. You are on the cutting edge of technology. Use it wisely. ;)
ReplyDeleteYes, I will.
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Ha haa Agent 54 about...You bring a smile to my face, Thanx for that :) And for sharing at the Blogger's pit stop
ReplyDeleteI live to make people laugh and smile.
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Maybe you will get an upgrade from floppy drives to the cup holders when you get Win95.
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Yes, I'm looking forward to the upgrade.
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Lol! Brings back the memories!
ReplyDeleteHappy to help you reminisce.
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I think I need the number of those who decorated your office haha! Thank you so much for sharing this with #TriumphantTales
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