Sunday, June 23, 2013

The Secret of My Success

   Agent 54 here again.  People have asked me how I got my job at the Nominal Secrets Apparatus (NSA).  I went through the Union of course.  It’s the Brotherhood of Secret Electronically Recorded Surveillances (BSers).   They say I was always cut out to be one of the BSers.

  They gave me a 6 minute course on what to do and then a set of headphones and a cubicle.  I have my cubicle decorated like most any office cubicle.  You know, with fish heads, voodoo dolls and walnuts.

The Government Sequester Jester came  and said he had to cut $2.79 from everyone’s cubicle for budget reasons.  He looked around and left the fish heads, voodoo dolls and walnuts and took the power cord for my computer.  Of course, me being the electronics geek that I am, I had an extra one in my lunch box so I reconnected, rebooted and was back on the job in no time.

 I don't really know what brand of computer I have or how old it is but, some of the components say "Marconi" or "Tesla" on them.

 I asked my boss H. Cuffs, for a new computer but, he said he already busted the budget on urinal cakes.  I guess you have to have your priorities.  Well, maybe I can get him to get me a "new" Commodore64 in 2015.  *Update 5/2015: They got me a great new computer with 256k of RAM and a floppy drive.  H. Cuffs said they might get us upgraded to Window 95 next year.

  Well, I got to get back to snooping on you guys.  I’ll try to have another report for you later.  God Bless America!  



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  1. stevebethereSeptember 20, 2015 at 1:46 AM

    LMAO & good luck with Windows 95, what a cheek blowing the budget on urinal cakes oh well at least they will smell pleasant.

    Have a spytastic week :-)

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    1. Agent 54September 20, 2015 at 6:31 AM

      You have to take what you can get.

      Thanks for playing.

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  2. SandeeSeptember 20, 2015 at 8:36 AM

    Bwahahahahahahaha, well with that kind of equipment I feel pretty safe. Good one.

    Have a terrific Silly Sunday. ☺

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    1. Agent 54September 20, 2015 at 8:52 AM

      Yeah, it was a nice upgrade.

      Thanks for playing, have a great week.

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  3. Mike GolchSeptember 20, 2015 at 5:25 PM

    just wait untill the outfit get windows 25 it will be a blast.

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  4. messymimiSeptember 20, 2015 at 6:30 PM

    Heeheehee! What funny guys you BSers are!

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  5. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2015 at 9:40 PM

    When I do something illegal I'll worry! Lol

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    1. Agent 54September 27, 2015 at 8:17 AM

      Sorry but, we see everything so, stay on the straight and narrow.

      Thanks for playing and have a great week.

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  6. Jenny GuldinSeptember 6, 2016 at 4:19 AM

    Windows 95? Good, good. Maybe Microsoft will fix the upgrade issues and system bugs by the time your department is ready for Windows 10.

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  7. SuNovember 19, 2016 at 2:04 AM

    I gave up Windows along time ago - I have now moved onto to Mac. Good Luck! Thanks for linking up with us on #FabFridayPost Have a great weekend! :)

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    1. Agent 54November 19, 2016 at 6:41 AM

      I'm so ready for an IT upgrade.

      Thanks for playing.

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  8. Susan LeightonDecember 8, 2016 at 10:43 PM

    A floppy drive? Oh how I envy you Agent 54. You are on the cutting edge of technology. Use it wisely. ;)

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  9. JulesFebruary 3, 2017 at 2:40 PM

    Ha haa Agent 54 about...You bring a smile to my face, Thanx for that :) And for sharing at the Blogger's pit stop

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    1. Agent 54February 3, 2017 at 8:21 PM

      I live to make people laugh and smile.

      Thanks for reading and commenting.

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  10. AudreyFebruary 6, 2017 at 10:06 AM

    Maybe you will get an upgrade from floppy drives to the cup holders when you get Win95.

    Thanks for sharing the smiles on #FridayFrivolity

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    1. Agent 54February 6, 2017 at 5:30 PM

      Yes, I'm looking forward to the upgrade.

      Thanks for always supporting me.

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  11. ElizabethFebruary 24, 2017 at 7:46 AM

    Lol! Brings back the memories!

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    1. Agent 54February 24, 2017 at 8:10 AM

      Happy to help you reminisce.

      Thanks for playing.

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  12. Mrs Mummy HarrisApril 6, 2017 at 1:00 PM

    I think I need the number of those who decorated your office haha! Thank you so much for sharing this with #TriumphantTales

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    1. Agent 54April 6, 2017 at 9:15 PM

      Glad you liked my cubicle.

      Please come back early and often.

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  13. JakiApril 8, 2017 at 2:53 PM

    Thanks for linking #TriumphantTales

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    1. Agent 54April 8, 2017 at 11:45 PM

      My Pleasure.

      Please come back early and often.

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  14. Lisabella RussoSeptember 5, 2017 at 2:49 PM

    I enjoyed reading that, thank you!

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    1. Agent 54September 7, 2017 at 6:59 PM

      Glad you liked it. Please come back early and often.

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  16. Evelyn @EclecticEvelynMarch 27, 2018 at 1:03 PM

    Thanks for sharing it at #WoW Words on Wednesday.

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  17. Antionette BlakeFebruary 9, 2020 at 12:13 PM

    Thank you, another great share at #trafficjamweekend. Have an awesome week

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