The Government Sequester Jester came and said he had to cut $2.79 from everyone’s cubicle for budget reasons. He looked around and left the fish heads, voodoo dolls and walnuts and took the power cord for my computer. Of course, me being the electronics geek that I am, I had an extra one in my lunch box so I reconnected, rebooted and was back on the job in no time.
I don't really know what brand of computer I have or how old it is but, some of the components say "Marconi" or "Tesla" on them.
I asked my boss H. Cuffs, for a new computer but, he said he already busted the budget on urinal cakes. I guess you have to have your priorities. Well, maybe I can get him to get me a "new" Commodore64 in 2015. *Update 5/2015: They got me a great new computer with 256k of RAM and a floppy drive. H. Cuffs said they might get us upgraded to Window 95 next year.