The Secret of My Success

   Agent 54 here again.  People have asked me how I got my job at the Nominal Secrets Apparatus (NSA).  I went through the Union of course.  It’s the Brotherhood of Secret Electronically Recorded Surveillances (BSers).   They say I was always cut out to be one of the BSers.

  They gave me a 6 minute course on what to do and then a set of headphones and a cubicle.  I have my cubicle decorated like most any office cubicle.  You know, with fish heads, voodoo dolls and walnuts.

The Government Sequester Jester came  and said he had to cut $2.79 from everyone’s cubicle for budget reasons.  He looked around and left the fish heads, voodoo dolls and walnuts and took the power cord for my computer.  Of course, me being the electronics geek that I am, I had an extra one in my lunch box so I reconnected, rebooted and was back on the job in no time.

I don't really know what brand of computer I have or how old it is but, some of the components say "Marconi" or "Tesla" on them.

I asked my boss H. Cuffs, for a new computer but, he said he already busted the budget on urinal cakes.  I guess you have to have your priorities.  Well, maybe I can get him to get me a "new" Commodore64 in 2015.  *Update 5/2015: They got me a great new computer with 256k of RAM and a floppy drive.  H. Cuffs said they might get us upgraded to Window 95 next year.

  Well, I got to get back to snooping on you guys.  I’ll try to have another report for you later.  God Bless America!