I went through the Union to get my job. It’s the Brotherhood of Secret Electronically Recorded Surveillances (BSers).
That’s right, I get paid to listen to your
conversations on the phone or recorded by electronic bugs or picked up by satellite and I read your e-mail, snail mail and sometimes your junk mail. I’m supposed to identify callers and pass up to my boss, Hamilton Cuffs, a former big city detective, anything that might be a threat to National Security. My boss is a good guy and around the NSA we call him H. Cuffs. I'm curious though, because he never really said what big city he's from.
Sergi: Hey Boris, why did chicken cross road?
UPDATE 4/1/17: New evidence points to Monica Lewinsky with a cigar for her involvement in the Russian Hacking of the 2016 election.
UPDATE 4/3/17: Gotcha! My update from 4/1/17 was an April Fool's Joke. Susan Rice has obviously been a Russian operative in the White House under Obama.
Let's get to the bottom of the whole Russian thing.
Weird Day at the NSA
New Year's Party at the NSA
NSA Petting Zoo
NSA Annual Company Picnic