Agent 54 here again.
I got a great assignment today.
I’m going to listen in on a Doctor-Patient appointment between Congresswoman
Nancy Pelosi and her Psychiatrist, Dr. Goldbloop This is gonna be a treat.
Dr. Goldbloop: Hello
Nancy, how are you today?
Nancy: Just
marvelous Dr., Ain’t it just great that I get to come here for free because of
Obamacare.
Dr. Goldbloop:
Actually, healthcare is NOT free under Obamacare and in fact my
secretary says the you are $728,000 behind on your psychiatry bills.
Nancy: But Doc, we
talked about this. Paying bills makes me
depressed so I just don’t do it anymore and I feel marvelous. We’re making great progress. You are a great therapist.
Dr. Goldbloop: I’m a
broke therapist. Nancy, didn’t I tell
you that there is NO such thing as a free lunch.
Nancy: Sure there
is Dr. Goldbloop. I just use my government
credit card when I go to lunch and everything is free.
Dr. Goldbloop: No
Nancy, the taxpayers have to pay for it.
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| Nutty Nancy Pelosi |
Dr. Goldbloop: (to Lana, Dr. Goldbloop’s secretary) I’m writing a prescription for valium.
Dr. Goldbloop: No, it’s
for me.
Dr. Goldbloop: Nancy,
what else is going on in your life?
Nancy: Well, Our
wonderful President gave me 15 free Obama phones that I took to the pawn shop
to sell so I could buy magic hay for my free Unicorn named Bob.
Dr. Goldbloop: Nancy,
I told you there is no such thing as free Unicorns.
Nancy: But
Unicorns have to be free or they just fade away. After
I feed Bob his magical hay we’re going to ride on a rainbow.
Dr. Goldbloop: Did I
give you a prescription for “magical hay”.
Nancy: No, Bob has
one.
Dr. Goldbloop: Lana,
make an appointment with Dr. Goldberg.
Lana: Is that
appointment for Mrs. Pelosi?
Dr. Goldbloop: No, it’s
for me.
Dr. Goldbloop: Now
Nancy, you know you can’t ride a rainbow.
Nancy: Sure I can Doc. Jessie Jackson and his rainbow coalition are good friends of mine. Jessie told me he’d take me for a ride anytime.
Nancy: Sure I can Doc. Jessie Jackson and his rainbow coalition are good friends of mine. Jessie told me he’d take me for a ride anytime.
Dr. Goldbloop: Okay Nancy, that’s enough for today.
Dr. Goldbloop:
(shouting) Lana, can we make that appointment with Dr. Goldberg an emergency
priority for right now please?
I told Pat to get a prescription for "magical hay" so she can ride on rainbows. She deserves it after paying all those taxes.
ReplyDeleteIn the coming years, smoking "magic hay" will become as common as taking Advil and the Chinese will own the former United States of America.
DeleteOh I thought they did already. That's why I made Jessica take Chinese in high school.
ReplyDeleteYou were always the smart one. Hope you and Jen, Pat and Jessica are well.
DeleteAnd this is why I am planning on hitting the lottery tonight and defecting.
ReplyDeleteGood Luck and God Bless! Somebody has to hit it.
DeleteVery inventive. Now do one with Michelle Bachmann and her shrink.
ReplyDeleteThat is an interesting idea. Thank you for visiting.
DeleteI'm still cracking up over "magical hay for my unicorn." Thanks for joining us at #FridayFrivolity again this week, Timothy!
ReplyDeleteMy pleasure. So happy to make you laugh.
DeleteThanks for allowing me to share.
I want to feed magic hay to Bob & ride over rainbows with him. You know just like Ron & Veronica Corningstone? 😆Thanks for the laugh, Agent 54.
ReplyDeleteI think they just made Magic Hay legal in California.
DeleteThanks for playing.
Hilarious!!!! Unicorns? My daughter would love that! #globalblogging
ReplyDeleteYes, psychiatry can be fun.
DeleteThanks for playing.