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Shamu |
Agent 54: So, I thought that was a huge waste of
money. This stinker will probably be on
cable in about 20 minutes.
Shamu: You said it bro! Freakin sharks is really slumming it
now. Can’t find no good roles nowhere.
Flipper: Yeah, they’ve really gone down the drain, ha
ha chuckle chuckle.
Rest of the group moan in unison.
Agent
54: How about you Mr. Limpet, what did
you think?
Shamu: (to Mr. Limpet) Yo, who is you anyway?
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Mr. Limpet |
Mr.
Limpet: That’s right boys and
girls. My movie was one of the first to
have live action mixed with animation.
Flipper: 1964! Man, that’s so old when that was made
Moby Dick was a minnow.
Shamu: Yeah, was dat a silent movie.
Mr.
Limpet: Oh, hush children. I was the star of that movie and I played a
war hero. I had more lines than the two
of you put together in all your work. Ah,
You don’t see roles like that anymore.
You know they’re trying to remake it but, I guess I’m a hard act to
follow.
Agent
54: Let’s get back to the Sharknado,
huh?
Mr.
Limpet: Oh yeah, uh I thought that was a
waste of film. I give it one Starfish.
Charlie Tuna
comes back into the pool area.
Flipper: Yo Charlie, where you been?
Charlie
Tuna: Hey I got good taste, I don’t pee
in the pool like some fish do.
Flipper: Whoa, hoity toidy ooh ah.
Shamu: You bess not be talkin trash about me cuz I’m
getting hungry and I could go for a Tuna fish sandwich. Ha ha
Flipper: Shamu, you’re always hungry. I think you’d eat a shark if nothing else was
around.
Shamu: Damn straight!
Agent
54: Charlie what did you think of the
movie? How many starfish?
Charlie
Tuna: What’s to say, it had no plot, no
class and no taste. No starfish. I’d rather watch seaweed grow.
Agent
54: Flip, Sham, any starfish for the
flick?
Flipper: No.
Shamu: Hell no!
Agent
54: Well I can’t give it a starfish
either so the grand total is 1 starfish from the five of us and that’s only cuz
Mr. Limpet is a nice guy. I guess we
would recommend doing your laundry or cutting the grass instead of seeing
Sharknado.
Nemo sticks
his head out of the door of the cabana.
Nemo: Hey guys, I was just watching the Animal
channel and they reported that they’re gonna make a sequel to Sharknado in New
York City.
Flipper: Get out of town!
Shamu: Only in America baby.
Mr.
Limpet: Oh my.
Charlie Tuna: This country has no taste.
Agent
54: Guys this may mean jobs. Maybe they’ll have roles for you all.
Shamu: Where’s my cell phone? Calling my agent right now.
Flipper: Me too.
Charlie
Tuna: Oh boy!
Cartoon network fodder?
ReplyDeleteI don't discriminate. Anyone can be my friend, live, dead, real, unreal, alien, earthlings and whoever. I don't care.
DeleteBoy, I don't know, this story seems a little fishy to me, ha ha ha!
ReplyDeleteWell said!
DeleteRemember that noise Mr Limpet made?
ReplyDeleteThat was the start of "sonic" warfare. What a classy guy Limpet is. You know he paid for our movie tickets.
DeleteGreat review by a fishy group of characters. Very funny!!! I hadn't thought about Mr. Limpet in years. How can it be that the Incredible Mr. Limpet is a better movie than Sharknado???...but yet it is.
ReplyDeleteThank you, yeah, they're my buddies.
DeleteWell, I guess Mr. Limpet had great writers so that means we have to do a better job of getting the brilliant stuff we write out into the the public eye.
This task will be tough & I don't know how we're gonna do it.
Let me know if you develop a plan.
LOL I don't know about the film but this post definitely gets 10 starfish ...great laugh :-)
ReplyDeleteHave a sharktastic day :-)
Ahh you are too kind.
DeleteHappy Sharkydays.
Bwahahahahahahahaha. You mind is a wonderful place.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous Silly Sunday. ☺
Thank you. I have lots of great friends who help me. Some are in my mind, some are in cyberspace and I even have some in reality.
DeleteMerry Christmas
Maybe your friends could add some class to this series!
ReplyDeleteYes, the Sharknado series could use some class.
DeleteThanks for playing.
Will there be a nudity clause?
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Let's hope so.
DeleteThanks for visiting.
Maybe we could ask Aquaman what he thought about Sharknado. Dory wouldn't be able to help because she can't remember. Thanks for the chuckles!
ReplyDeleteYes, Aquaman should join our little movie review group.
DeleteThank you again.
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