Sharknado Review

Shamu

Agent 54 here again.  Slow day at the NSA so I took some of my friends to see a movie.  Now, we’re chillaxin by the pool (or in it) tossin back a few cold ones and dis-dis-discussing the film.  Here’s our review of SHARKNADO!

Agent 54:  So, I thought that was a huge waste of money.  This stinker will probably be on cable in about 20 minutes.

Shamu:  You said it bro!  Freakin sharks is really slumming it now.  Can’t find no good roles nowhere.

Flipper:  Yeah, they’ve really gone down the drain, ha ha chuckle chuckle.

Rest of  the group moan in unison. 

Agent 54:  How about you Mr. Limpet, what did you think?

Shamu:  (to Mr. Limpet)  Yo, who is you anyway?

Mr. Limpet

Agent 54:  My friend Mr. Limpet was the star of the 1964 movie The Incredible Mr. Limpet.  

Mr. Limpet:  That’s right boys and girls.  My movie was one of the first to have live action mixed with animation.

Flipper:  1964! Man, that’s so old when that was made Moby Dick was a minnow.

Shamu:  Yeah, was dat a silent movie.

Mr. Limpet:  Oh, hush children.  I was the star of that movie and I played a war hero.  I had more lines than the two of you put together in all your work.  Ah, You don’t see roles like that anymore.  You know they’re trying to remake it but, I guess I’m a hard act to follow.

Agent 54:  Let’s get back to the Sharknado, huh?

Mr. Limpet:  Oh yeah, uh I thought that was a waste of film.  I give it one Starfish.

Charlie Tuna comes back into the pool area.

Charlie Tuna 

Flipper:  Yo Charlie, where you been?

Charlie Tuna:  Hey I got good taste, I don’t pee in the pool like some fish do.

Flipper:  Whoa, hoity toidy ooh ah.

Shamu:  You bess not be talkin trash about me cuz I’m getting hungry and I could go for a Tuna fish sandwich. Ha ha

Flipper:  Shamu, you’re always hungry.  I think you’d eat a shark if nothing else was around.

Shamu:  Damn straight!

Agent 54:  Charlie what did you think of the movie?  How many starfish?

Charlie Tuna:  What’s to say, it had no plot, no class and no taste. No starfish. I’d rather watch seaweed grow.

Flipper

Agent 54:  Flip, Sham, any starfish for the flick?

Flipper:  No.

Shamu:  Hell no!

Agent 54:  Well I can’t give it a starfish either so the grand total is 1 starfish from the five of us and that’s only cuz Mr. Limpet is a nice guy.  I guess we would recommend doing your laundry or cutting the grass instead of seeing Sharknado.

Nemo sticks his head out of the door of the cabana.

Nemo:  Hey guys, I was just watching the Animal channel and they reported that they’re gonna make a sequel to Sharknado in New York City.

Flipper:  Get out of town!

Shamu:  Only in America baby.

Mr. Limpet:  Oh my.

Nemo

Charlie Tuna:  This country has no taste.

Agent 54:  Guys this may mean jobs.  Maybe they’ll have roles for you all.

Shamu:  Where’s my cell phone?  Calling my agent right now.

Flipper:  Me too.

Charlie Tuna:  Oh boy!

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