Agent 54 is a regular guy. He has a sense of humor and an active imagination. Agent 54 works for the Nominal Secrets Apparatus (NSA) under the DORD (Department of Redundancy Department) as a Listener/Reader. His job is to read, view or listen to data collected by the NSA and determine if there is a risk to national security. Agent 54 reports to his bosses, H. Cuffs and Max (Agent 86). He doesn’t take his job too seriously because he knows he’s spying on regular people most of the time.
Thursday, July 18, 2013
here again.Slow day at the NSA so I
took some of my friends to see a movie.Now,
we’re chillaxin by the pool (or in it) tossin back a few cold ones and dis-dis-discussing
the film.Here’s our review of
Agent 54: So, I thought that was a huge waste of
money. This stinker will probably be on
cable in about 20 minutes.
Shamu: You said it bro! Freakin sharks is really slumming it
now. Can’t find no good roles nowhere.
Flipper: Yeah, they’ve really gone down the drain, ha
ha chuckle chuckle.
Rest of the group moan in unison.
54: How about you Mr. Limpet, what did
Limpet: That’s right boys and
girls. My movie was one of the first to
have live action mixed with animation.
Flipper: 1964! Man, that’s so old when that was made
Moby Dick was a minnow.
Shamu: Yeah, was dat a silent movie.
Limpet: Oh, hush children. I was the star of that movie and I played a
war hero. I had more lines than the two
of you put together in all your work. Ah,
You don’t see roles like that anymore.
You know they’re trying to remake it but, I guess I’m a hard act to
54: Let’s get back to the Sharknado,
Limpet: Oh yeah, uh I thought that was a
waste of film. I give it one Starfish.
comes back into the pool area.
Flipper: Yo Charlie, where you been?
Tuna: Hey I got good taste, I don’t pee
in the pool like some fish do.
Flipper: Whoa, hoity toidy ooh ah.
Shamu: You bess not be talkin trash about me cuz I’m
getting hungry and I could go for a Tuna fish sandwich. Ha ha
Flipper: Shamu, you’re always hungry. I think you’d eat a shark if nothing else was
Shamu: Damn straight!
54: Charlie what did you think of the
movie? How many starfish?
Tuna: What’s to say, it had no plot, no
class and no taste. No starfish. I’d rather watch seaweed grow.
54: Flip, Sham, any starfish for the
Shamu: Hell no!
54: Well I can’t give it a starfish
either so the grand total is 1 starfish from the five of us and that’s only cuz
Mr. Limpet is a nice guy. I guess we
would recommend doing your laundry or cutting the grass instead of seeing
his head out of the door of the cabana.
Nemo: Hey guys, I was just watching the Animal
channel and they reported that they’re gonna make a sequel to Sharknado in New
Flipper: Get out of town!
Shamu: Only in America baby.
Limpet: Oh my.
Charlie Tuna: This country has no taste.
54: Guys this may mean jobs. Maybe they’ll have roles for you all.
Shamu: Where’s my cell phone? Calling my agent right now.