Agent 54 here again.
It was a slow day at the bureau so I was thinking that we here at the Nominal Secrets Apparatus (NSA) aren't really much different than all of you out
there. Yeah, maybe we’re a little
smarter and a little better looking but, you know, in the same ballpark. We still stress over the same things. So, with that in mind, I wrote a song about
one of my stresses with the hope that my new internet friend will get our band called
OGWB going so I can record it. It’s
probably not the best song you ever heard.
I’m no Paul McCartney but what the hell, there’s a lot of crap on the
airwaves, why can’t some of it be mine?
What the Hell is wrong
with you?
You get off
the bus everyday
Slow as a
snail, you stroll into the motorway
When the
light turns green you’re always in my way.
You walk
even slower if it’s Friday
What the Hell is wrong with you?
I wish somehow I knew
What the Hell is wrong with you?
Are you missing an important screw?
Someday
you’ll get run down
And I hope
I’m not around
Cuz while
others are slowing down
I’ll have
the urge to plow you into the ground
What the Hell is wrong with you?
I wish somehow I knew
What the Hell is wrong with you?
Are you missing an important screw?
Yeah, I know, it ain't Freebird but, it's mine.
I like the lyrics. Did you plan to fit it to an existing tune as a parody?
ReplyDeleteBTW have you ever heard of the Capitol Steps? They have a few good parodies.
Tune is where I need help. I'm a wordsmith.
ReplyDeleteI'm like a silly Paul Simon looking for his Art Garfunkel.
I'm sure when we finally get Old Guys With Blockage (OGWB) together there will be plenty of talent there to make sure that all of our songs are smooth as silk.
I'm looking forward to the first rehearsal.
I like the words to your song. OGWB is also a very catchy name for your group. Best of luck in finding a brilliantly gifted artist to write your music. Keep up the good work!
ReplyDeleteThank you for the encouragement.
DeleteOld Guys With Blockage is just as good a name as Skinny Mammy or Skinny Mamie. That's Johnny Marshall's band.
ReplyDeleteWe've had a lot of folks getting run over in the Phila area recently. Slow walkers maybe.
I didn't do it! I've been in Arizona. Thanks for playing.
DeleteI agree with you, but I loved it ai wished I had an imagination like yours heheh!
ReplyDeleteHave a tanfastical day :-)
Thank you, thank you very much.
DeleteYour mind is a wonderful place. You know that right.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific Silly Sunday. ☺
Thank you. Happy New Year!
DeleteCool a new weird blogger, about time... found you on #FridayFrivolity
ReplyDeleteThank you for reading and noticing.
DeletePlease come back early and often.
Your posts always make me giggle! I actually feel this way on the sidewalk around the school (hurry rush out of your car to get in front of me, then pull out your cell phone and slow to a crawl!) Thanks for sharing on #FridayFrivolity
ReplyDeleteNice to make you giggle.
DeleteThanks for reading.
Agent 54 - You're killing me, Smalls! This song is #1 with a bullet. I have had the pleasure of that same person doing the same thing in Baltimore
ReplyDeleteI feel your pain!
Well, I'm no Paul McCartney.
DeleteThank you again.
Haha! I HATE slow people...always in my way. Good question, what the hell is wrong with you?
ReplyDelete#anythinggoes
I takes a lot of discipline to restrain ourselves.
DeleteThanks for playing.
We always run into slow people when we're in a hurry!
ReplyDeleteI try not to run into them. Oh well.
DeleteThanks for playing.