
Scene: Movie set with Cemetery head stones, mossy
trees and a creepy, dilapidated old caretaker’s shed. Around the set are lights, sound
equipment, cameras on tracks, a dozen
folding canvas chairs and a lunch table.
Actors, the Director and various staff hurry about. Two zombies are sitting in folding chairs
with paper plates eating lunch. A third
zombie approaches them with a plate of food in his left hand and his right arm
tucked under the left arm.
Zombie
Allan: Hey guys.
Zombie
Max: Hey bud, have a seat. Looks like you had a little accident in the
last scene.

Zombie
Brad: I know, I’m in that scene
too. I just had get my knee fixed.
Max: Oh, I’m sooooo tired of these same old
scenes. When are zombies finally gonna
get some good roles! I mean, my last 4
movies I had the same lines. “Brains, brains,
moan, groan” it’s always the same.
Max:
(chuckling) That’s funny, Hey, why not some comedies. Huh, I mean you know zombies can be funny
too.

Allan: Bullshito!
Society ain’t never gonna accept us.
Don’t kid yourself. This is it.
Brad: No, no you’re wrong. Look at black actors. For 80 years all they could do was play
butlers and chauffeurs and shit. Now you
got Jamie Fox playin the President.
Max: That’s true.
25 years ago that would have seemed silly but times is a changin.
Allan: Not for us they ain’t. I mean, C’mon, they still think we’re gonna
eat their brains for Cripes sake. Like
that’s all we eat and like you can’t find brains in every asian market all
over.
Brad: Yeah well, I don’t think it will happen in
our undead lifetimes but, maybe our kids will get to play the nosey neighbor or
a cop or something.
Allan: Yeah, in your dreams!
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Brainloaf |
Brad: Aw, you know it. My wife got the recipe from her. No good, I don’t know what she did wrong but,
it didn’t work.
The Director
shouts out: Zombies! I need you in make-up and wardrobe now. Hustle up before we lose the light.
The Zombies
rise and start to shuffle over to make-up and wardrobe.
Allan: Yeah, here we go, payin dues again.
Max and Brad
together: Brains, brains, moan, groan.
Bwahahahahahahaha. We already have a zombie for president. Haven't you noticed?
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific Silly Sunday. :)
He is looking a bit Undead isn't he. Thanks for Comedy Plus and always reading my stuff.
DeleteThey're like the living - they also get bored with work.
ReplyDeleteHappy Silly Sunday from the Philippines! ;o)
We're all the same in the end. Thanks for visiting.
DeleteHoly hell Batman! Funny stuff! Hahaha--sheeit, and pass the friggin' brains please. Zombies know I need them...or, knead them.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Batman, he will be making an appearance on this blog on Tuesday, sorta. Thanks for playing.
DeleteZombies might have a future in slapstick comedy... no one ever has to worry about a pie related injury!
ReplyDeleteThat is a great idea. When slapstick makes a come-back, Zombies will lead the way.
DeleteThanks for playing.
Thank you for sharing your witty Zombie post with us at the Healthy, Happy, Green and Natural Party Blog Hop. I’m Pinning and sharing.
ReplyDeleteThank you, I'm glad you liked it.
DeleteThis is hilarious! And so, so true. The brain eating zombie trope is wayyyyyyy overdone.
ReplyDeleteThank you. I'm glad you enjoyed it and remember to hire a Zombie today.
DeleteCute story. Please stay within the word limits.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'll try.
DeleteAlso, please include the photo prompt with your story. Thanks
ReplyDeletePhoto prompt, got it.
DeleteLOL! Thank you for sharing this funny post at The Halloween Blog Hop and $100 Giveaway! -Marci @ Stone Cottage Adventures
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed it.
DeleteThanks for allowing me to share.
Another amusing piece, Agent 54. The best zombie comedy is Shaun of the Dead followed by Zombieland. I guess those 2 movies are proof that the undead have a sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteYes they do.
DeleteThank again for your support.
Finally, someone speaks for the zombies. #Alittlebitofeverything
ReplyDeleteYes, they deserve a break.
DeleteThanks for giving Zombies a break.
Heeheehee! Thanks for the chuckle (and making me look closer at the brainloaf). Glad you shared at the #ThisIsHowWeRoll Link Party.
ReplyDeleteWe should get together for a brainloaf lunch sometime.
DeleteThanks for playing.
Tee hee! I enjoyed reading that, thank you!
ReplyDeleteHappy to make you laugh.
DeleteThanks for playing.
Who's to say a zombie can't be up for a golden globe?... Stranger things may have happened! Thanks for sharing with #sharethejoylinky
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DeleteThanks for commenting.