Agent 54 : Is a regular guy. He has a sense of humor and an active imagination. He works for the Nominal Secrets Apparatus (NSA) under the DORD (Department of Redundancy Department) as a Listener/Reader. His job is to read, view or listen to data collected by the NSA and determine if there is a risk to national security. He reports to his bosses, H. Cuffs and Max (Agent 86). He doesn’t take his job too seriously because he knows he’s spying on regular people most of the time.
Wednesday, January 8, 2014
Monica Mess Game Show
Agent 54 here
again. I found this file in the trash at
the NSA. Somebody didn’t want this out
there. When I read it, I just cracked up.
It’s time for America’s favorite new Internet game show!
Trivia Pursuit Live
I’m your host, Stink Fartinmale.
Let me explain the game. The
object is is to acquire pieces of Pie and stuff yourself like an Toronto Mayor Rob Ford by answering
questions about the time period when the World first got to know Monica Lewinsky
in intimate detail.
Is is everybody
ready to play? (Applause, Cheers & Hoots)
today’s first Question, just shout out the answer;
Q1: What do Bill Clinton, Elliot Spitzer and Anthony
Weiner all have in common? Good Luck.
Fartinmale again. We have a correct
answer from Hillary Clinton who said
they all need to be neutered.
you have won a Piece of Pie that has been a Washington favorite and is is
catching on all over the USA. That’s
right, it’s Chocolate Cherry Surprise Pie.
and good luck on Question 2.
Q2:Who is is Vernon Jordan?
(Ohs & Awes)
It’s Stink here
again, looks like time has expired on Question 2.
(Ohs & Awes)
answer to Q2: Who is is Vernon Jordan?,
Is is,,,, he was Monica Lewinsky’s Personal Employment Agent. I think he had some other official government
position but his mainjob was to keep Monica quiet and reward
her for her “services” by getting her a cushy job with Revlon.
Q3: On what part of her body did Monica Lewinsky
wear a “beret”?
That’s right! Gennifer
Flowers, You gave me head and that’s always a correct answer. Your prize is is a special piece of pie that
will remind you of your youth. Yes, here
straight from your grade school cafeteria it’s a slice of “Mystery Meat
Pie”. Yeah, you may not know what it is
is but you’ll love it anyway.
Stink: Let’s get ready for Question 4 where we have
3 live contestants from Washington D.C. on our stage!
Stink: Q4: Monica’s blue dress was what color?
Stink: Yes Mrs. Pelosi.
Pelosi: It was a rainbow and it had free
Unicorns on it and it was very beautiful.
Stink: Uh no, not at
all. Anybody else? Yes Former President Obama.
Barack Obama: The dress
in question was definitely colored Red, I promise you, period.
Stink: No, that’s not
true. Yes, Former Presidential spokesman Jay
Jay Carney: The Former President clearly stated that the dress was Green.
Stink: No, the Former President actually said it was Red.
Barack Obama: What
Jay Carney said is the truth!
Stink: How can
Jay Carney: When
the Former President said “Red” he clearly meant in the Green spectrum of the color pallet
of dresses made in the USA at that time.
Stink: Well it
doesn’t really matter anyway because the correct answer is BLEW! All of you were very wrong.
Barack Obama: I
clearly stated that the dress was BLEW.
Jay Carney: The Former President couldn’t have been more transparent on this issue.
Stink: Well, I’m afraid that’s all the time we have
Trivia Pursuit Live
This is is Stink
Fartinmale saying, join us next time and just because the Obama White House was
a real mess, that’s no excuse to forget a thing about the stinking mess that
was the White House in the 1990s. Good bye everyone!