I’ve been listening in on communications of
major worldwide corporations who plan to produce “Self-Driving Cars equipped
with AI” (Artificial Intelligence) in the next ten years. Naturally, scenes of all the calamities,
diastrophies and overall chaos that introducing these machines into today’s
irresponsible society would cause, popped into my head.
Many of today’s parents-car owners aren’t
even responsible enough to admit to ownership-parenthood of their
vehicles-children. Others have no clue
about proper maintenance, education, upkeep and training needed to keep their
cars-children on the road to success.
Too many others are so drunk, stoned and self-absorbed that the
children-vehicles are just left to fend for themselves.
Now, if we introduce virtually unsupervised “Self-Driving
Cars equipped with AI” (Artificial Intelligence) into the equation, well, I can
just imagine.
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Some parents-owners will try to keep their
SDCs on the straight and narrow. They
will insist that their SDC gets a job delivering pizzas to pay for its own gas,
maintenance and insurance but how long will it be frustration sets in? At some point the SDC is going to come to the
realization that it’s dreams will never come true. It is never going to become a limo. It’s never going to take celebrities to the
airport or a red carpet ceremony. It’s
never going to win the Daytona 500.
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What if the SDCs are exposed to today’s
television? Will they pick up our
decayed moral standards? They may watch
and try to emulate our TV celebrities like Snoop-Dog, Miley Cyrus, Beyoncé and
Kim Kardashian. The next thing you know,
the little family Chevy has gold spinners for wheels and is bringing the UPS
truck home for dinner to meet the parents-owners.
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In my opinion, we should and we must contact
our Congressmen and Senators and tell them to stop these evil corporations from
building Self-Driving Cars equipped with AI while we still can.
Bwahahahahahahahaha. Oh wait, why am I laughing. We have so much artificial intelligence already. We do not need more.
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Or is it Artificial Unintelligence?
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I'm still waiting for the flying cars we were promised.
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine the insurance rates for flying cars in New Jersey?
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Great. Cars with a mind of their own. Sounds like trying to herd cats.
ReplyDeleteSigh.
Oh no! Cat with AI? Cats already dominate this planet.
DeleteGet helmet and head for the hills.
Ahahahaha oh no we're dooooooomed.....!!!
ReplyDeleteToo funny. :) Thanks for sharing at #FridayFrivolity!!
Thank you. I hope we survive our own technology.
DeleteHi Agent 54,
ReplyDeleteI don't have sons or young children, but we did go to see Cars, the cartoon movie. My favorite here is the cute red one.
Thanks for bringing your post to Blogger's Pit Stop last week.
Janice, Pit Stop Crew
Everyone likes the red car.
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I saw a presentation on self-driving cars at a conference back in September - yikes. The concept is fascinating. Apparently, if you choose to have your car also work as a self driving Uber vehicle, your car will drive you to work in the morning. You leave, your car then spends the day driving people around for money. At the end of your work day, your car is waiting to pick you up. Man, this is Twilight Zone stuff. Great post Tim!
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ReplyDeleteVery inventive, Agent 54. I can see where the SDC could engage in risky behavior making their parents worry about them. Somebody has to keep them in line.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely. We will need organizations like the Boys and Girls and Cars clubs to give them something positive to do to stay of trouble.
DeleteThanks for volunteering to be part of the planning committee.
I like the concept but in reality who knows how it'll pan out #sharethejoy
ReplyDeleteYes, it is kinda scary.
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I think it is time to honor your sense of humor on the Blogger's Pit Stop. You work very hard to tickle our funny bone and we need to chill out and laugh a little or a lot. Look for a feature on Friday.
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So glad you enjoy my silliness. Thanks for all of your support.
DeleteJe ne sais quoi dire - Pas de commentaire au plaisir !
ReplyDeleteExactly!
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It's a plot! Eventually these self driving machines will drive themselves back to the dealership and will not run again, forcing the owner to trade them in on a brand new model and bringing an end to the concept of someday becoming a classic automobile.
ReplyDeleteA world without Classic Automobiles would be mediocre at best.
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Bwahahahaha. This is exactly along the links of my thoughts about self-driving cars. Although, I do want everyone else to have a self-driving car (because they are terrible drivers), but I'll never have one (of course, I'm an amazing driver). Thanks for sharing at the This Is How We Roll Link Party.
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When I think of self driving cars, I think of movies like Woody Allen's Sleeper or Total Recall (Schwarzenegger version) and the humorous self drive vehicles. Things are going to get interesting once these vehicles are accepted.
ReplyDeleteVery interesting and dangerous.
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I'm good with everyone else driving a SDC (don't trust most drivers on the road, but I will always trust myself more than any SDC. Love your musings on an SDC driving by a junk yard! Congrats, you're featured this week at the This Is How We Roll Link Party.
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DeleteCute post! Thanks for the laugh.
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DeleteThe car in the picture is cute and I enjoyed the story thanks for sharing it with us.
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