Agent 54 here again. Well, Ron Burgundy has conceded the race to President Elect Donald Trump. It was a great race for Ron. Let's take a look back at the fun we had on the campaign trail.
I’m really excited about this assignment. As you know the Nominal Secrets Apparatus (NSA) monitors all communications everywhere. We have recorded the first and possibly the second candidates in the race for President of the United States for 2016.
I’m really excited about this assignment. As you know the Nominal Secrets Apparatus (NSA) monitors all communications everywhere. We have recorded the first and possibly the second candidates in the race for President of the United States for 2016.
Announcer: Now here’s Ron Burgundy for Channel 4 News
Ron
Burgundy: I’m here with the very first
candidate in the race for President in 2016, Groucho Marx. Groucho, how are you?
Groucho
Marx: Never mind how I am, how are
you? I hear you’re pretty good, don’t
screw this up.
Ron: Well, I am the ratings leader and my hair is
a work of art but, I’m here to find out why you want to be President.
Groucho: Why? Why not!
It’s a job.
Ron: Well, what is your political persuasion?
Groucho: My persuasion! Well, I give them a little smile like this
and a wink like that and presto! they’re like guacamole in my hand.
Ron: I see….
Groucho: That’s good cause in your line of work vision
is a bonus.
Ron: Yes, well….
Groucho: Well! That’s too deep a subject for someone
running for President.
Say, you kinda got a Presidential look about
you. Why don’t you run?
Ron: Uh, well, do you really think I have a
chance?
Groucho: Hey! I’ll ask the questions around here. Who’s running this interview anyway?
Ron: I’m supposed to be….
Groucho:
Ahhhh a supposition. I was wondering
when we’d get around to a supposition.
Actually I was wondering about my position for supper.
Groucho: Let me ask you, Ronald, a simple background
question. Sooooo, do you have a background?
Ron: Uh, yes, I graduated from ….
Groucho: Congratulations! You’re fully qualified. Good luck with your campaign. See you on the trail, Now I’m off to Tijuana!
Ron: Uh, yes, well, this is uh, Presidential
Candidate Ron Burgundy for Channel 4 news saying “stay classy, America”.
Wow! How great was that? You know I think both candidates have a good
chance despite one being dead and a the other a fictional character. I don’t think the voters will hold that
against them. God Bless America.
Ron Burgundy's Big Announcement
Ron Burgundy's Big Announcement
Bwahahahahahahaha. Loved this.
ReplyDeleteAll I have to say about the actual race is...No more Bush's and no more Clinton's in the white house. Please.
Have a fabulous day. ☺
We have to support Ron if we really want change and great hair.
ReplyDeleteTimes are a' changin'!
ReplyDeleteYes they are! No more PC Professional Politicians!
DeleteThanks for playing.
Let's kick some ass
ReplyDeleteRon Burgundy will kick butt right to the White House,,,I hope.
DeleteHave a great day.
Not to fear; Spaceman and I killed the dead man with a .50 cal to the back of the neck. Ron has already one in places where America and Russia work together.
ReplyDelete*already won
DeleteP.S. the donkeys are first to be slaughtered.
ReplyDeleteCheck out my own script at http://jlbond007.blogspot.com/
ReplyDeleteAgent 54- First of all, congrats on your Liebster nomination. Secondly, I can tell you really love comedy because you have Groucho's speech down pat. Thanks for making me chuckle!
ReplyDeleteGroucho was fun to write.
DeleteThank you for all your support and comments.
Thanks for the much needed laugh. Love Groucho. Burgundy not so much. Hope to see you again next week at The Classic Movie Marathon Link Party.
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed it.
DeleteThanks for allowing me to share.