Agent 54 here again. Well, Ron Burgundy has conceded the Presidential race. It was a great race for Ron. Let's take a look back at the fun we had on the campaign trail.
I use my NSA equipment to get the best HD looks at NASCAR. I caught up with the Burgundy Campaign visiting this week’s race track.
I use my NSA equipment to get the best HD looks at NASCAR. I caught up with the Burgundy Campaign visiting this week’s race track.
Blitzed Wolfer: Howdy NASCAR fans, I’m Blitzed Wolfer for CAN the Cable Ass Network and I’m here in Phoenix Arizona for the CampingWorld.com 500 Race. It's NASCAR race week at Phoenix International Raceway as we will be running hard on Sunday afternoon. I’m here with NASCAR legend Ricky Bobby who will be driving a Dodge Charger in the race and Presidential candidate Ron Burgundy who drives a Dodge Durango. Gentlemen, good to see you both.
Ricky Bobby: Hey Buzzed, it’s great to be here. I’m a getting ready to go fast.
Ron
Burgundy: It’s Blitzed. His name is Blitzed.
Ricky: Blimpezed?
Butzed, Bitzed? What the heck? You know it’s kinda noisy here around the
track.
Blitzed: No, no its Bl-it-zed, like in football.
Ricky: I love football. Them Arizona Cardinals go fast like me. Shake and Bake!
Ricky
attempts to give Ron a “high five” but Ron has no idea what is going on.
Ricky: Yeah and the Durango is a nice truck but,
this ain’t a truck track.
Blitzed: Actually Ricky, they do race trucks at this
track.
Ricky: Get out of town! Well, they say you learn something new every
day when you stop smokin weed.
Ron: You know, I heard that myself on the Campaign
trail.
Ricky: That’s right, I heard you’re running for
President. That’s pretty cool. Running for President is like racin cuz If
you ain't first, you're last.
Ron: Well, that’s sorta true in the end but, we’re
in the primaries now and you can finish second or third or even fourth in some
states and it’s okay, and you might not win in the primaries but, you can get
picked for Vice-President.
Ricky: Huh?
Ron: It’s like your Shake and Bake buddy, Cal
Naughton Jr. He helps you win and then
he’s your Vice-Winner.
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Ricky Bobby goes fast |
Blitzed: Well, that is our political system. You have race to see who is ahead in the
polls and then you choose a Vice-President from the candidates that didn’t win.
Ricky: You mean pickin the best loser. That’s dumb.
Ron: It is quite an honor to be picked for
Vice-President.
Ricky: Do the Vice-Presidents have to wear a big L
on his jacket to let everyone know he didn’t win?
Ron: No, Vice-Presidents dress in fine suits and
have many leather-bound books.
Ricky: So, when the President wins, he gets to be
Commander in Chief. What does the
Vice-President do?
Ron: (a little flustered) Well he, he goes to
shopping malls and says stuff.
Ricky: Oh, you mean like when I go to Food City and
sign loafs of Wonderbread and ladies boobies and stuff and tell everybody how
much I enjoy eating Wonderbread the bread of Champions.
Blitzed: Let’s switch gears here for a moment. Tell me Ricky, who’s your biggest competition
here this week?
Ricky: Bumpzed, I ain’t got no competition
here. I’m Ricky Bobby. I go fast.
Ron: Well, I’d like to wish you good luck in your
race on Sunday.
Ricky: Luck got nothing to do with it. I’m Ricky
Bobby. I go fast. If you ain't first, you're last. Uh, I want to wish you good luck in your race
and I hope you don’t have to be Vice-Winner.
Ron: Uh, thank you, I guess.
Blitzed: Well, I’m sure both races will be exciting to
the end. That raps it up from the CampingWorld.com 500 Race in Phoenix Arizona. This is Blitzed Wolfer on the campaign trail
for CAN.
Boggity Boogity Boogity Let’s go
racin!
Generation Wrecks
I Can Bearly Stand It
Confused Guy
Robinmobile?
Generation Wrecks
I Can Bearly Stand It
Confused Guy
Robinmobile?
You got the politics spot on. Yes you did.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. ☺
Thank you and let's go # 54!
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