Cat Lovers

Agent 54 here again.  You know the NSA keeps up surveillance on all major hotels in all major cities.   Sometimes we listen in celebrities doing some interesting things.   How about this phone call?

Chester Cheetah 

Desk Clerk:  Hello New York Hilton Midtown, may I help you?

Chester Cheetah:  (in a smooth cool barritone voice)  Yes, I’d like to speak to Hello Kitty in room 768, my name is Chester Cheetah.

Desk Clerk:  Certainly  Sir, I’ll connect you.

(Ring) Hello Kitty: (in a high pitch voice with Japanese accent)  Mushi, Mushi, this is Hello Kitty.

Chester: (smoothly)  Hey there Hello Kitty this is Chester Cheetah.  We met a couple of months ago at Katrina’s party in London.

Kitty:  Oh, yes, yes, I remember Mr. Cheetah.

Chester:  Please call me Chester.  Katrina told me you were coming to my town so I thought I would give you a buzz.

Hello Kitty

Kitty:  Oh, thank you M,,,,Chester.

Chester:  No problem baby.  Say why don’t we step out tonight .  Let me show you the City that never sleeps.

Kitty:  Oh, I don’t know.

Chester:  We can go to dinner at The Tavern on the Green.  They have a lovely new entree called Blackened Catfish that I’m sure you’ll love.

Kitty:  That sounds nice.

Chester:  And after dinner I have two tickets for the best show in town,,,Cats.

Katrina

Kitty: (excited)  Cats!  That is my favorite show in the whole world.

Chester:  Then It’s settled baby.  I’ll pick you up in your hotel lobby at 6:00.  Wear something nice.

Kitty:  (shyly) Okay Chester, 6:00 in the lobby.  Bye Bye

Chester:  6 O’clock baby, until then aloha baby.

Wow, what a cute couple they would make.  I sure hope everything goes well on their date and it doesn’t turn into a Catastrophe.  We’ll listen in on they later and Catch up on how they’re doing.

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