Agent 54 is a regular guy. He has a sense of humor and an active imagination. Agent 54 works for the Nominal Secrets Apparatus (NSA) under the DORD (Department of Redundancy Department) as a Listener/Reader. His job is to read, view or listen to data collected by the NSA and determine if there is a risk to national security. Agent 54 reports to his bosses, H. Cuffs and Max (Agent 86). He doesn’t take his job too seriously because he knows he’s spying on regular people most of the time.
Sunday, March 29, 2015
here again. I got this call and then the
video from this Mega-Super Fitting and was so excited I almost peed my
pajamas. I’ll start my report with the
phone call from Megamind to Superman.
Megamind dials 555-Superma.
Megamind: Superma, (snicker) how are you?
Superman: Yeah, real funny there Megamindy.
Oh nevermind. I have a proto-type
suit ready for you to try on and test.
Superman: Great Megaminor, I’ll be right over.
Megamind: Oh no you don’t. Ha ha, you thought I would just tell you
where my mega-secret, impenetrable lair was didn’t you. Well, you can get up pretty early in the
morning but, you still can’t outsmart me.
Superman: Well, how
are we going to do this, Megamint?
Megamind: Okay this has got to stop. First, I’ll say your name correctly if you
stop destroying mine when we talk. Deal?
Megamind: Let’s meet at a neutral site like,
say,,,Metro Man Museum in Metrocity in one hour.
Superman: Uh, that doesn’t seem to be real neutral
there in your Metrocity.
Megamind: Shccrrrrr what’s that? Shcchchcch you’re breaking up shrrkrr,,,
Superman: Okay, I’ll be there.
Megamind: Good, Minion and I will be there in our disguises. Don’t look for us, we’ll find you.
Superman: Okay, whatever. So, the suit looks good?
Megamind: You’ll find out in an hour. “Click”
Scene:Superman’s magnificent, secret, Crystal Fortress of Solitude.
Lane: Honey did I hear you talking to
Superman: Yeah, I’m meeting him in an hour. That quirky little blue nuttball is more of a
pain in the butt than I bargained for.
Lane: Oh dear, it will all be worth it
if you look cute in the new anti-Kryptonite suit.
Superman: You’re right sweetie. Say talking on the phone kinda makes me
Lane: How did I know that would
happen. Give me a few minutes to make
you a Mega-sandwich.
Megamind as Bernard
Superman: Mega-sandwich? Okay but, hold the nuttballs.
Scene: Metro Man Museum in Metrocity in one
hour. Superman is looking at an antique
phone booth display and wondering what it is doing in Metro Man’s museum?A Nerd and a Robot Gorilla approach him.
Bernard: Superman, what a delightful surprise to have
you visit our museum. I’m Bernard the curator
and that is a fine example of a phone booth wouldn't you say.
Superman: Yes, it is a fine display. Are you aware that there is a Robot Gorilla with
Gorilla: Hi Superman, nice to meet you.
Superman: Make that a talking Robot Gorilla.
(disguised as Bernard) Superman, it’s me
Megamind and Minion in our Holographic disguises.
Superman: Yeah, I kinda figured that out. Your disguise is great but, Minion, a talking Robot Gorilla? I mean are there other talking Robot Gorillas around here or something?
(disguised as a talking Robot Gorilla) Uh, no sir, I just like dressing up like a Robot Gorilla.
Superman: Yeah well, now it makes perfect sense.
Megamind and Minion
Megamind: Enough foolishness (he hands a garment box
with bunnies and ducky’s on it) get in there and try it on.
looks at the box kinda sideways.
Minion: Sorry Superman, it’s leftover from
Easter. It was all we had.
Superman: Well, at least this phone booth dressing room
steps into the booth and step right out again in the new costume. Megamind and Minion stand there in shock with
their jaws gaping open.
Superman: Uh, It’s a little tight in the crotch region.
(regaining his composure) Uh, I guess I underestimated your Supermanlyness. I can fix that. Did you look in the mirror yet?
Superman: No, why?
looks in the full length mirror and sees that he’s wearing a beautiful new suit
but, something is missing. Ah yes, it’s
his head and hands. Everyone can see the
suit but, now the person wearing it is invisible. Superman quickly checks for his head with his
hands. Everything is where it should be,
it’s just invisible.
Superman: No no no, this will NOT do. As a Superhero the citizens must see and
trust my face. The deal was for an
anti-Kryptonite suit not an Invisibility suit that everyone can see! How am,,,
Megamind: Calm down Superman. This is only the first proto-type. You know, you can’t rush science. Let’s try taking the Kryptonite test. Now I’m going to slowly open this lead case
that has just one pound of Kryptonite in it.
Respond if you feel anything.
begins to slowly open the case.
Superman: Ugh, Awh, shut that thing, I’m gonna puke!
Megamind: Minion, make a notes. Failed Kryptonite test, Causes invisible test
subject and tight in the crotch.
Minion: Got it sir.
Superman: Ugh, I still don’t feel too good. I think the suit makes it worse. I’m gonna change before someone sees Superman
puking out of an invisible head.
Megamind: Minion, make that Really, Really Failed the
Kryptonite test. I wonder where we went
wrong? Maybe we cured the Lead-Carbon
Nano Tube Fibers in Ultra-violet light for too long.
changed and looks like he’s back to his super self.
Superman: Wow, that was really bad. It makes me wonder, did I pick the right guy
for this job?
Megamind: Of course you did! This was just the first prototype and we
learned a lot from it.
Superman: Yeah, like what?
Megamind: Well, I have to go back to my mega-secret,
impenetrable lair and analyze the results scientifically before,,,
Superman: (Interrupting) Look! Next time you call me, I expect better. I’m outa here.
flies off through a sky-lite back to his magnificent, secret, Crystal Fortress
of Solitude. Back at the museum, Minion
and Megamind discuss the day’s events.
Minion: Wow, sir, he wasn’t real happy with you, uh I
Megamind: Ha! Then let him make his own suit. He’ll get over it. He knows that only I, Megamind have any
chance of making this thing work.
Minion: Well, I thought that invisible body in the
visible suit was pretty cool.
Megamind: It is pretty cool isn’t it? Just not very practical.
Minion: Well, I thought that on Halloween you could
make headless horseman costume that would be a big hit.
Megamind: Ah Minion, you always know the right things
to say to cheer my evilness up. Let’s
grab this stuff and get out of here.
Minion: Yes sir, by the way, did you see the look on
his face when he looked in the mirror?
Oh, I guess not!
Megamind and Minion working in the lab.
science can have spectacular success they often have spectacular failures. Let’s hope it goes better next time for
Megamind and Superman. Super Problem