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Ronald |
Agent 54
here again. I got to listen in on a
phone call between two famous brothers.
The big brother Ronald, is a highly successful entrepreneur in the
restaurant industry. The little brother
Norm, is an actor – comedian. Here’s my
report on what the McDonald brothers were talking about.
Norm: Yello!,
Norm here.
Ronald: Hey
little brother. How are you?
Norm: Hey
Ron, I’m good. What’s up?
Ronald: Well,
I’ve seen your TV adds where you dress up as Colonel Sanders for KFC. I still can’t get my red head around the fact
that you’re working to promote one of my biggest competitors. I mean, really?
Norm: Hey,
it’s work. You know I was having a hard
time getting gigs in this country. What
the heck! You can’t blame me for wanting
to make a buck, for cripes sake.
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Norm |
Ronald: Oh,
com’on little bro. I mean, you know I offered you The Hamburgler
role. We could have been working
together.
Norm: The
Hamburgler! Are you serious? I’m 6’1” tall, for cryin out loud. I can’t play a mumbling midget criminal in a
mask! I mean that would have been the
final nail in the coffin of my career, for freakin sure.
Ronald: Don’t
call him a midget. The Hamburgler is a
little person.
Norm:
Whatever! I mean, If I played him
we both could end up waiting tables and sleepin on the beach in Costa Rica.
Ronald: Oh
com’on. You’re exaggerating and besides,
there’s nothing wrong with waiting tables.
Customer service is a noble endeavor.
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Col. Sanders |
Norm: Who are
you to judge me anyway? I mean, you sit
there in your McMansion eating French fries all day long and you never gain any
weight. How the heck is that even
possible, for the love of secret sauce?
Ronald: Hey,
I work out!
Norm: Listen
Ronny, the folks at KFC pay me good and they think I’m funny so get off my
back. I mean, you had your chance to
throw me a bone or a Quarter Pounder with Cheese and you blew it.
Ronald: But,
what will Mom think? Two brothers
working directly against each other.
It’s just not right.
Norm: Mom will
be proud when she sees my paycheck.
Besides, you’re doing great without me.
You don’t need me. What’s this
really all about?
Ronald: Don’t you know? It’s all about family. You’re my little brother. I miss you and I care about you. Listen, let’s get together this weekend and do lunch at Mom’s house. She misses you too.
Norm: Uh,
yeah, I guess. Yeah, I’ll come. Should I bring a something to eat? Extra Crispy?
Ronald:
(sarcastically) Yeah, Ha ha. You
always thought you were the funny one.
Well,
I hope these two can patch things up for the family’s sake.
Call
your Mom.
Bwahahahahahahahaha. I had no idea that guy that did the KFC commercials was so young. Irritating commercials too.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. ☺
Norm tries hard. Maybe I should be writing his jokes.
DeleteHave a fabulous week.
Heeheehee! My kids work at competing eateries, but they don't take it personally.
ReplyDeleteYeah, they can't take it personal. It's just business.
DeleteThanks for playing.
LOL I Mclaughed all the way through that, this description cracked me up Customer service is a noble endeavor.
ReplyDeleteHave a hamburglertastic week :-)
I don't know why but, when I re-read it, I get hungry.
DeleteThanks for playing.
LOL all sorts of awesomeness right there agent 54. You must do a Sunday lunch version of this with the whole family *ahem* I mean listen in of course. Thanks for sharing at #sharethejoy (Michelle at The Joy Chaser and The Essex Barn)
ReplyDeleteThat is a great idea.
DeleteI live to make people laugh. Thanks for playing.
Thanks for sharing with #CCBG
ReplyDeleteThank you for visiting.
DeleteKFC dumped another SNL alum, Darrell Hammond for Norm & then Jim Gaffigan & now Rob Riggle. I didn't know the Colonel had a sense of humor. Personally, Norm should jump on the McD wagon. Funny post, Agent 54!
ReplyDeleteYes, the brothers should be working together.
DeleteThank you for playing and Happy New Year!
Norm and Ronald are brothers and rivals! Too funny! Thanks for sharing with us at Creatively Crafty!
ReplyDeleteThanks for playing.
DeleteThanks for the laugh and because it is nearly Mother's Day, I think we should feature this one.
ReplyDeleteAll the best Kathleen
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