Agent 54 : Is a regular guy. He has a sense of humor and an active imagination. He works for the Nominal Secrets Apparatus (NSA) under the DORD (Department of Redundancy Department) as a Listener/Reader. His job is to read, view or listen to data collected by the NSA and determine if there is a risk to national security. He reports to his bosses, H. Cuffs and Max (Agent 86). He doesn’t take his job too seriously because he knows he’s spying on regular people most of the time.
Saturday, February 20, 2016
here again. I got to listen in on a
phone call between two famous brothers.
The big brother Ronald, is a highly successful entrepreneur in the
restaurant industry. The little brother
Norm, is an actor – comedian. Here’s my
report on what the McDonald brothers were talking about.
little brother. How are you?
Ron, I’m good. What’s up?
I’ve seen your TV adds where you dress up as Colonel Sanders for KFC. I still can’t get my red head around the fact
that you’re working to promote one of my biggest competitors. I mean, really?
it’s work. You know I was having a hard
time getting gigs in this country. What
the heck! You can’t blame me for wanting
to make a buck, for cripes sake.
com’on little bro. I mean, you know I offered you The Hamburgler
role. We could have been working
Hamburgler! Are you serious? I’m 6’1” tall, for cryin out loud. I can’t play a mumbling midget criminal in a
mask! I mean that would have been the
final nail in the coffin of my career, for freakin sure.
call him a midget. The Hamburgler is a
Whatever! I mean, If I played him
we both could end up waiting tables and sleepin on the beach in Costa Rica.
com’on. You’re exaggerating and besides,
there’s nothing wrong with waiting tables.
Customer service is a noble endeavor.
Norm: Who are
you to judge me anyway? I mean, you sit
there in your McMansion eating French fries all day long and you never gain any
weight. How the heck is that even
possible, for the love of secret sauce?
I work out!
Ronny, the folks at KFC pay me good and they think I’m funny so get off my
back. I mean, you had your chance to
throw me a bone or a Quarter Pounder with Cheese and you blew it.
what will Mom think? Two brothers
working directly against each other.
It’s just not right.
Norm: Mom will
be proud when she sees my paycheck.
Besides, you’re doing great without me.
You don’t need me. What’s this
really all about?
you know? It’s all about family. You’re my little brother. I miss you and I care about you. Listen, let’s get together this weekend and
do lunch at Mom’s house. She misses you
yeah, I guess. Yeah, I’ll come. Should I bring a something to eat? Extra Crispy?
(sarcastically) Yeah, Ha ha. You
always thought you were the funny one.
I hope these two can patch things up for the family’s sake.