Saturday, February 20, 2016

Brotherly Love


Ronald
  Agent 54 here again.  I got to listen in on a phone call between two famous brothers.  The big brother Ronald, is a highly successful entrepreneur in the restaurant industry.  The little brother Norm, is an actor – comedian.  Here’s my report on what the McDonald brothers were talking about.  

Norm:  Yello!,  Norm here.

Ronald:  Hey little brother.  How are you?

Norm:  Hey Ron, I’m good.  What’s up?

Ronald:  Well, I’ve seen your TV adds where you dress up as Colonel Sanders for KFC.  I still can’t get my red head around the fact that you’re working to promote one of my biggest competitors.  I mean, really?

Norm:  Hey, it’s work.  You know I was having a hard time getting gigs in this country.  What the heck!  You can’t blame me for wanting to make a buck, for cripes sake.

Norm
Ronald:  Oh, com’on  little bro.  I mean, you know I offered you The Hamburgler role.  We could have been working together.

Norm:  The Hamburgler!  Are you serious?  I’m 6’1” tall, for cryin out loud.  I can’t play a mumbling midget criminal in a mask!  I mean that would have been the final nail in the coffin of my career, for freakin sure.

Ronald:  Don’t call him a midget.  The Hamburgler is a little person.

Norm:  Whatever!  I mean, If I played him we both could end up waiting tables and sleepin on the beach in Costa Rica.

Ronald:  Oh com’on.  You’re exaggerating and besides, there’s nothing wrong with waiting tables.  Customer service is a noble endeavor.

Col. Sanders
Norm:  Who are you to judge me anyway?  I mean, you sit there in your McMansion eating French fries all day long and you never gain any weight.  How the heck is that even possible, for the love of secret sauce?

Ronald:  Hey, I work out!

Norm:  Listen Ronny, the folks at KFC pay me good and they think I’m funny so get off my back.  I mean, you had your chance to throw me a bone or a Quarter Pounder with Cheese and you blew it. 

Ronald:  But, what will Mom think?  Two brothers working directly against each other.  It’s just not right.

Norm:  Mom will be proud when she sees my paycheck.  Besides, you’re doing great without me.  You don’t need me.  What’s this really all about?


 Ronald:  Don’t you know?  It’s all about family.  You’re my little brother.  I miss you and I care about you.  Listen, let’s get together this weekend and do lunch at Mom’s house.  She misses you too.

Norm:  Uh, yeah, I guess.  Yeah, I’ll come.  Should I bring a something to eat?  Extra Crispy?

Ronald:  (sarcastically) Yeah, Ha ha.  You always thought you were the funny one.



Well, I hope these two can patch things up for the family’s sake.

Call your Mom.


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16 comments:

  1. SandeeFebruary 20, 2016 at 8:43 AM

    Bwahahahahahahahaha. I had no idea that guy that did the KFC commercials was so young. Irritating commercials too.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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    1. Agent 54February 20, 2016 at 10:44 AM

      Norm tries hard. Maybe I should be writing his jokes.

      Have a fabulous week.

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  2. messymimiFebruary 21, 2016 at 4:43 AM

    Heeheehee! My kids work at competing eateries, but they don't take it personally.

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    1. Agent 54February 21, 2016 at 4:51 AM

      Yeah, they can't take it personal. It's just business.

      Thanks for playing.

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  3. stevebethereFebruary 21, 2016 at 11:46 AM

    LOL I Mclaughed all the way through that, this description cracked me up Customer service is a noble endeavor.

    Have a hamburglertastic week :-)

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    1. Agent 54February 21, 2016 at 12:13 PM

      I don't know why but, when I re-read it, I get hungry.

      Thanks for playing.

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  4. Michelle Reeves (TheEssexBarn.com)February 25, 2016 at 10:25 PM

    LOL all sorts of awesomeness right there agent 54. You must do a Sunday lunch version of this with the whole family *ahem* I mean listen in of course. Thanks for sharing at #sharethejoy (Michelle at The Joy Chaser and The Essex Barn)

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    1. Agent 54February 26, 2016 at 5:28 AM

      That is a great idea.

      I live to make people laugh. Thanks for playing.

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  5. Janet TrieschmanJuly 27, 2016 at 11:54 PM

    Thanks for sharing with #CCBG

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  6. Susan LeightonDecember 28, 2016 at 8:47 PM

    KFC dumped another SNL alum, Darrell Hammond for Norm & then Jim Gaffigan & now Rob Riggle. I didn't know the Colonel had a sense of humor. Personally, Norm should jump on the McD wagon. Funny post, Agent 54!

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    1. Agent 54December 29, 2016 at 5:26 AM

      Yes, the brothers should be working together.

      Thank you for playing and Happy New Year!

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  7. Lydia from Lydia's Flexitarian KitchenMarch 3, 2018 at 9:41 AM

    Norm and Ronald are brothers and rivals! Too funny! Thanks for sharing with us at Creatively Crafty!

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  8. KathleenMay 6, 2019 at 11:38 PM

    Thanks for the laugh and because it is nearly Mother's Day, I think we should feature this one.
    All the best Kathleen
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    1. Agent 54May 9, 2019 at 8:50 PM

      Oh, so glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for visiting.

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