I don’t
understand why it took so long for me to come to this conclusion. The evidence of my extraterrestrial lineage
is and has always been all around me. Main
stream science has been slow to acknowledge the existence of Aliens but, what
do they know? When I was a kid they said
there were 9 planets in our solar system and now they say there is only 8. Let’s keep an open mind. Let’s examine the evidence.
Erich Von
Daniken and Giorgio Tsoukalos theorize that long ago, the Ancient Aliens came
to earth in space ships and modified human DNA in an experiment intended to
improve our species. This explains why Agent
54 is smarter, better looking and funnier than the early humans.
In the
latest episode of Ancient Aliens, they explain that aliens are still abducting
the genetically modified humans to monitor their experiment. They tell us that only 1% of the human population has green eyes but 50% of the reports of Alien Abductions come from
people with green eyes. Agent 54 has green eyes.
Erich and
Giorgio go on to explain that most abductees have no memory of being abducted
but, under hypnosis can recall their terrifying alien encounters. Agent 54 has no memory of being abducted.

You have to
ask yourself, why does Agent 54 have a AAA membership that I’ve never used? Could it subconsciously have something to do
with Ancient Alien Astronauts? Agent 54 is convinced it absolutely does.
I realized
that the Ancient Aliens have been communicating with me in their own special,
discreet way. My wife has observed the
trance-like state that I often enter when watching the Ancient Alien episodes
on the History channel from my reclining chair.
She says this trance-like state is often accompanied by strange sounds
coming from my body that kinda go “zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz”. Later, after I regain full consciousness
(with coffee of course), Agent
54 is able to write fantastic tales that bring joy and laughter to the world.
I have often
wondered why I’m fascinated with using my metal detector. Am I searching for treasure or looking for
Ancient Alien Artifacts to prove my heritage?
Agent 54 believes he’s on a journey to discover his extraterrestrial
“roots”.
Main stream
scientists are still publically denying the very existence of extraterrestrial
life but, Ancient Alien theorists point to mountains of evidence and artifacts
that science cannot explain. I have
examined the evidence and Agent 54 believes we were visited in the
distant past by Ancient Alien Astronauts.