Agent 54 here again. Well, Ron Burgundy has conceded the Presidential race. It was a great race for Ron. Let's take a look back at the fun we had on the campaign trail. It’s been a while since we had an update from Blitzed Wolfer on the Burgundy Campaign. Many voters seemed to have gotten the impression that Ron had dropped out of the race. Nothing could be further from the truth. Check out this interview with Ron from New Mexico.
Blitzed Wolfer:
Hello everyone this is Blitzed Wolfer with CAN on the campaign trail with
Presidential candidate Ron Burgundy.
We’re standing in front of a medical facility in Albuquerque, New Mexico
with Ron and his Physician, Dr. Vinnie Boombatz.
Blitzed: (to
Ron Burgundy) Ron, you have an
announcement for us?
Ron Burgundy:
Yes, may I introduce Dr. Vinnie Boombatz.
Dr. Vinnie:
Hello Blitzed. I’m here to
certify that after rigorous examinations by the medical staff here at the
Albuquerque Indian Health Center, we can pronounce that candidate Burgundy is
healthy as a horse and his hair is a work of art.
Blitzed:
That’s great news.
Ron: Thank
you Dr. Vinnie. You can go back to the
golf course now.
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| Dr. Vinnie Boombatz |
Ron: Well, a
lot of things evaporate here in the dessert.
We still have time and though I may not have a lot of support, it’s the
quality of my support that counts.
Blitzed: Uh,
okay. So, most of American voters seem
to be supporting other candidates. What
do you think of your opponents supporters?
Ron: Well,
while they’re as wrong as wrong can be to support somebody else, I still find
them to be “adorable”.
Blitzed:
That’s nice. So, what’s next for
your campaign?
Blitzed: Uh,
Ron, the first Presidential Debate is in New York at Hofstra University on the
26th.
Ron:
What? Wait! Wadda ya mean? (calling out to Campaign Manager, The Only
Wendy Shade) Wendy! What’s he talking about?
Wendy walks up to Ron and Blitzed.
Wendy:
(sadly) Uh, I’m sorry Ron but, we still haven’t received a reply to our
appeal from the debate committee. I
didn’t know how to tell you this but, we’re not invited to the big debate.
Blitzed: Uh, actually I have tickets to go cover the big debate.
Ron:
Fine! Then I’ll just have my
Channel 4 News Team cover my debate! In
fact, I’ll debate my Channel 4 News Team.
Yeah, yeah, I’ll debate Brick Tamland, Brian Fantana and Champ Kind and
it’ll be great! Big debate, big
deshcmate! Who needs New York City
anyway!
Blitzed: Uh,
Ron: (angrily
interrupting) I think that’s a wrap,
Blitzed!!!
Blitzed:
Yeah, Uh, that’s, that’s all the time we have for today. I’m Blitzed Wolfer on the campaign trail for
the Cable Ass Network. Thanks for
watching.
Wow! Personally, I can’t wait to watch Ron
Burgundy debate the Channel 4 News Team.
Mark your calendars, America.
we have our own channel 4 news here in the UK :)
ReplyDeleteI'll be they are very entertaining.
DeleteThanks for playing.
I'll be ready to watch that debate. Any debate for that matter.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous Silly Sunday. ☺
It should be thrilling.
DeleteThanks for visiting and allowing me to share on Silly Sunday. Have a great week.
LOL unfortunately I won't be able to watch the debate from here in London although we do have a Channel 4 heheh!
ReplyDeleteThis is Clem Fandango signing off :-)
PS: I added your link ;-)
Thank you for reading and thank you for helping me share.
DeleteHeeheehee! His will probably be more interesting than any other debate held this year!
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to watch it.
DeleteThanks for playing.
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ReplyDeleteLake Tahoe is a great place for a debate.
DeleteThanks for playing.
Fun premise! Thanks for popping by my blog today, Timothy.
ReplyDeleteThank you for allowing me to share.
DeleteNo more ridiculous than Trump being elected! Thanks for linking up to #FridayFrolics
ReplyDeleteYes, Ron is still the best looking candidate in the race.
DeleteHaha, I love Ron and like other people have said we do have a Channel 4 in England. Thanks for linking up to #FridayFrolics
ReplyDeleteRon is glad to have your support.
DeleteThanks for playing.
Agent 67 & 1/2 here again. This has nothing to do with your post but I'm afraid I have been burned. I need to get in contact with my handlers but one of them refuses to answer the phone and the other's phone number changed. Any chance you could help me contact them?
ReplyDeleteI'll see what I can do.
DeleteIn any case, if you're really NSA, could you make contact with the Time Agency and tell them I still haven't gotten my chip? They'll know what I'm talking about. Government these days, so inefficient!
DeleteI'm with the Nominal Secrets Apparatus (NSA) under the Department of Redundancy Department (DORD).
DeleteThe only chips we have are Doritos.
Oh I always thought that NSA stood for National Spying Agency. And I heard a rumor that there's a DORD that stands for Department of Research and Defense. Ever heard of it?
DeleteAnd they better be cool ranch or it's blasphemy! xD
Cool Ranch!
DeleteGreat post as usual Thanks for linking to the #binkylinky come back next week please
ReplyDeleteHappy to share with you and your fans.
DeleteLook forward to sharing next week.
It's a shame that Ron can't actually be elected. That would be amusing! Thank you for joining the #weekendblogshare
ReplyDeleteDon't count Ron out just because he's a fictional character.
DeleteThanks for playing.
Wait a minute... Ron is the fictional character??? Doesn't he have a mustache?? This is interesting information I'll have to reread the post about him with him/her as the fictional character!
DeleteThe question is... Who created Ron? Aliens?
Who really knows who the creator is.
DeleteRon has the best mustache of any fictional character except Yosemite Sam.
Does the walking dead man have a mustache?
DeleteThat is difficult to say,,,for a Zombie.
DeleteSay that you took the DNA of a dead man, and cloned him. Would that make the clone a zombie? :o
DeleteWhat if it was a dead clown? Could you get a Zombie clown clone? I dunno.
DeleteOh that's brilliant! You should write a post about an army of zombie clown clones named Lester 1, Lester 2, Lester 3, etc.
DeleteAhahaha too funny! Thanks for sharing the laughs at #FridayFrivolity!
ReplyDeleteHappy to make you laugh.
DeleteThanks for commenting.
Haha this is so entertaining!! Thank you for sharing on FlyAwayFriday and can't wait to see what you share next!
ReplyDeleteOh, you're too kind.
ReplyDeleteThanks for visiting.
I'd like to offer an opinion: I think that the zombie has a lot better hair than Ron. You'd think that Ron's creators could have made him better-looking hahaha.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of which, have you made any progress on getting the word out about just how fictional Ron is? It would be a day-making revelation for sci-fi fans all over the world!!
Watching the Presidential race this year it has become clear that "fictional" is relative.
DeleteIndeed. Both zombies and robots running for president sounds like something from the fiction shelf in the library. I should totally write a book about it! :)
DeleteI have a question about Ron and the zombie: are they getting enough sleep? Because if they aren't I heard that Google does a pretty good job of setting the president's sleep schedule.
ReplyDeleteRon sleeps like a baby, a baby with great hair.
Delete#TheMMLinky - thanks for sharing and giving me a giggle here in the UK!
ReplyDeleteThank you for giggling and commenting.
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