
Elmer Fudd:
Uh, hewoew, Elmer Fudd speaking.
Elmer: I know
you! Huhuhuhuh. You’re the Qwattaback
that won the Heisman Twophy in 2007. Oh
boy! Did you call because you want to go
wabbit hunting with me?
Tebow: Yeah,
that’s me. Uh, no, no wabbitt,,,no rabbit
hunting for me, thanks. Well, the truth is that I’m trying to play professional
baseball for the Mets now but, I’m having trouble transitioning from one sports
season to another.
Elmer:
Twouble Twansitioning?
Tebow: Uh
huh. I’m used to running plays and
throwing passes this time of year, not swinging at fastballs. You always seemed to be able to make the
change from rabbit season to duck season and back and forth in a flash. How do you do it?
Elmer:
Scotch! Pwefwerabwe Dewars
Scotch.
Tebow:
No! That can’t be true. How do you shoot when you’re loaded?
Elmer: Oh,
uh, well the Scotch doesn’t weally help me shoot stwaight. The Scotch helps me deal with Bugs. Huhhuhuhuh. That scwewy wabbit will dwive you cwazy without
a couple of dwinks.
Tebow: Wow! I
can imagine. Well, Scotch won’t help me hit a curveball. I guess I’ll have to try to ask somebody
else.
Elmer: You
could twy Orson Welles. He was in the
movie A Man foew All Seasons.
Tebow: Yeah,
yeah I’ll give him a call. Thanks Elmer.
Elmer: Before
you go I want to ask you a qwestion.
Tebow:
Shoot! Uh, I mean go ahead. Please don’t shoot any wabbits,,,uh rabbits
right now.
Elmer: Tim,
you pwayed for Fwowida, the Bwoncos and now the Mets. Those teams wear the same colors. What’s with you and Owange and Bwue?
Tebow: I don’t
know, just lucky I guess. Well, thanks
anyway, see ya later.
Elmer: Say
Tim, feel fwee to call me duwing wabbit season,
We can go bag a few wascally wabbits.
Huhuhuhuhuh.
Tebow: Uh,
sorry but no thanks. I don’t shoot
living things. Bye now.
Elmer: Okay,
good bye.
So,
as summer fades and the temperatures begin to moderate, only one question
remains: Is it wabbit season or duck
season?
those wabbits will cause you to dwink :)
ReplyDeleteWascally wabbits!
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I'm all for the scotchs, Bugs or not. Bwahahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous Silly Sunday Timothy. ☺
Have a drink on me and thank you for reading and commenting on my silliness.
DeleteThank you for participating in the FFfAW challenge. I hope next time you will stay within the 75-175 word limit. Cute story.
ReplyDeleteOh, sorry. I don't know if I can do that.
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I was twying hard not to laugh through that if I was dwinking scotch I would have choked.
ReplyDeleteHave a weally good week :-)
Be careful. Don't fall victim of a wascally wabbit.
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Funny ;-) #wickedwednesdays
ReplyDeleteGlad you liked it.
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A little tipple to help the seasons along, I could get into that! #sharewithme
ReplyDeleteWill keep it a secret between us.
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Lol, this made me giggle! Thanks for linking up to the #BinkyLinky
ReplyDeleteGlad you giggled.
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I'm not sure why, but reading this made me think of Space Jam....:)
ReplyDeleteCould there be a Space Jam IIV in the works?
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Hahaha! so funny, made my day... #binkylinky
ReplyDeleteI live to make people laugh.
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hahah wabbits. this was such a fun read!
ReplyDeleteSo happy you enjoyed it.
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ReplyDeleteI read you loud and clear and I have a plan.
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Any progress so far?
DeleteYes, we're moving right along.
Deletehilarious! love this!
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed it.
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Your awesome this put a big smile on my face!!! I would like to invite you to share this at our party!! https://www.floydfamilyhomestead.com/2016/09/14/the-homesteader-hop-20/
ReplyDeleteSo happy to make you smile.
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I think its both wabbit and duck season as the rains come the ducks will be dancing in the rain and the wabbits will be chasing ducks how about that :)
ReplyDeleteThat sounds good to me.
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Very good - thanks for linking to #sharewithme
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DeleteLOL - hilarious! I totally "heard" Elmer Fudd through all of that.
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing (and for linking up to the #SHINEbloghop).
Wishing you a lovely evening.
Glad you enjoyed it.
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Hahaha - orange & blue, you're so right! Thanks for sharing this at #FridayFrivolity this week, Timothy!
ReplyDeleteThank you for reading and allowing me to share.
DeleteAs soon as I started to read Elmers comments, I immediately heard the voice in my head. Thanks for joining the #weekendblogshare
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you enjoyed Elmer.
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As an avid fan of Duck Dodgers, it's duck season!
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing the chuckle on #FridayFrivolity
Scwewy wabbit!
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Ooh, my husband's hobby is Scotch, so this was fun! Thanks for joining us at #FridayFrivolity this week!
ReplyDeletePlease ask him to be careful because Scotch doesn't help him shoot straight.
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