Sunday, February 5, 2017

The Politics of Surgery


  Agent 54 here again. “The news” has inspired me again.  I have seen so many of our elected officials in Washington D.C. acting more and more childishly every day.  The fighting over the Mueller Russian Collusion Hoax and then the Ukrainian Whistle-blower Hoax and now the Virus is taking more twists and turns than old Route 66. This has reminded me of this old joke.

  Five surgeons are discussing who the best patients are to operate on.

The first surgeon said, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside them is numbered."

The second responded, "You should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon said, "I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimed in, " You know, I like construction workers...they always understand when you have a few parts left over in the end and when the job takes longer and cost more than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up with this observation, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no spine and the head and ass are interchangeable." 


How much truth do you think there is in this old joke?


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32 comments:

  1. SandeeFebruary 5, 2017 at 7:06 AM

    There is a lot of truth to this post. The politicians are there for power. They are the elite anymore so they are really only thinking of themselves. It's a shame.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. ☺

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    1. Agent 54February 5, 2017 at 7:09 AM

      Yes they are.

      Thanks for playing and have a great week.

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  2. stevebethereFebruary 5, 2017 at 9:01 AM

    I agree and just like ours in the UK all out for themselves :-)

    Have a tanfastic Sunday :-)

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    1. Agent 54February 5, 2017 at 9:11 AM

      God Bless America and The UK.

      Thanks for playing.

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  3. messymimiFebruary 5, 2017 at 2:11 PM

    It's sad and true and sadly true.

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    1. Agent 54February 5, 2017 at 2:15 PM

      Well, I hope some of the joke made you laugh.

      Thanks for playing.

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  4. Coombe Mill - FionaFebruary 5, 2017 at 3:10 PM

    Lets hope they are not about to sell anyone out #CreativeMondays

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    1. Agent 54February 5, 2017 at 7:36 PM

      All we can do is hope.

      Thanks for visiting and commenting.

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  5. chocolat loverFebruary 5, 2017 at 11:32 PM

    Politicians will always be out for themselves...

    .....ggggrrrrrrrr!

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    1. Agent 54February 6, 2017 at 5:25 AM

      That's why I'm glad to have a businessman in the White House now.

      Thanks for playing.

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  6. joehFebruary 6, 2017 at 10:20 AM

    Pretty accurate.

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  7. The CaptainFebruary 9, 2017 at 4:23 AM

    So true. Seeing our politicians selling off the NHS whilst pretending to support it makes my blood boil.

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  8. Joanne February 9, 2017 at 3:47 PM

    *Giggle* I love this! Thanks for sharing with us at Together on Tuesdays. Pinned.

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  9. Susan LeightonFebruary 9, 2017 at 11:40 PM

    Very funny, Agent 54! Quite a bit of truth in that old chestnut.

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    1. Agent 54February 10, 2017 at 2:04 AM

      Yes, too much truth. Thank you for visiting.

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  10. AnonymousFebruary 16, 2017 at 9:15 PM

    I finally made it to read your blog! Very funny and very true! Aka Nana

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    1. Agent 54February 16, 2017 at 9:57 PM

      Glad you enjoyed it.

      Please come back early and often.

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  11. UnknownFebruary 17, 2017 at 8:24 AM

    Very useful thanks

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    1. Agent 54February 17, 2017 at 7:17 PM

      Thank you for using this joke.

      Please come back early and often.

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  12. J. HechtMay 18, 2017 at 5:14 PM

    Very funny

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  13. ChrisJune 6, 2018 at 9:02 PM

    haha - if the shoe fits ...

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    1. Agent 54June 7, 2018 at 7:00 AM

      Yes, if the shoe fits,,,the government will tax it.

      Thanks for playing.

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  14. BarbRadJune 8, 2018 at 12:46 AM

    Thanks for giving me a good laugh. I'm afraid this definitely fits many of today's politicians, and not just in the USA.

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    1. Agent 54June 8, 2018 at 5:15 AM

      Happy to make you chuckle. Thanks for visiting.

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  15. Roseann HamptonJune 10, 2018 at 4:57 PM

    That's too good! Thanks for the laugh and for sharing at The Blogger's Pit Stop! Roseann from This Autoimmune Life

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    1. Agent 54June 10, 2018 at 5:11 PM

      Happy you enjoyed my little joke. Thanks for visiting.

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  16. KathleenJune 11, 2018 at 10:37 PM

    Thanks for the laugh, that is so funny I think we should feature it, we all need to laugh. (I hope this does not describe ALL politicians!!!)
    Kathleen
    Blogger's Pit Stop

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    1. Agent 54June 12, 2018 at 10:35 PM

      Happy to make you laugh. Thanks for visiting.

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