
Five
surgeons are discussing who the best patients are to operate on.
The first surgeon said, "I like to
see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up,
everything inside them is numbered."
The second responded, "You should
try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon said, "I really
think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical
order."
The fourth surgeon chimed in, " You know, I like construction workers...they always understand when you have a few
parts left over in the end and when the job takes longer and cost more than
you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up
with this observation, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to
operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no spine and the head and ass are
interchangeable."
How much truth do you think
there is in this old joke?
There is a lot of truth to this post. The politicians are there for power. They are the elite anymore so they are really only thinking of themselves. It's a shame.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous Silly Sunday. ☺
Yes they are.
DeleteThanks for playing and have a great week.
I agree and just like ours in the UK all out for themselves :-)
ReplyDeleteHave a tanfastic Sunday :-)
God Bless America and The UK.
DeleteThanks for playing.
It's sad and true and sadly true.
ReplyDeleteWell, I hope some of the joke made you laugh.
DeleteThanks for playing.
Lets hope they are not about to sell anyone out #CreativeMondays
ReplyDeleteAll we can do is hope.
DeleteThanks for visiting and commenting.
Politicians will always be out for themselves...
ReplyDelete.....ggggrrrrrrrr!
That's why I'm glad to have a businessman in the White House now.
DeleteThanks for playing.
Pretty accurate.
ReplyDeleteYes, Unfortunately.
DeleteThanks for visiting.
So true. Seeing our politicians selling off the NHS whilst pretending to support it makes my blood boil.
ReplyDeleteYes, too true.
DeleteThanks for playing.
*Giggle* I love this! Thanks for sharing with us at Together on Tuesdays. Pinned.
ReplyDeleteThank you for giggling and pinning.
DeleteVery funny, Agent 54! Quite a bit of truth in that old chestnut.
ReplyDeleteYes, too much truth. Thank you for visiting.
DeleteI finally made it to read your blog! Very funny and very true! Aka Nana
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed it.
DeletePlease come back early and often.
Very useful thanks
ReplyDeleteThank you for using this joke.
DeletePlease come back early and often.
Very funny
ReplyDeleteThanks.
Deletehaha - if the shoe fits ...
ReplyDeleteYes, if the shoe fits,,,the government will tax it.
DeleteThanks for playing.
Thanks for giving me a good laugh. I'm afraid this definitely fits many of today's politicians, and not just in the USA.
ReplyDeleteHappy to make you chuckle. Thanks for visiting.
DeleteThat's too good! Thanks for the laugh and for sharing at The Blogger's Pit Stop! Roseann from This Autoimmune Life
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed my little joke. Thanks for visiting.
DeleteThanks for the laugh, that is so funny I think we should feature it, we all need to laugh. (I hope this does not describe ALL politicians!!!)
ReplyDeleteKathleen
Blogger's Pit Stop
Happy to make you laugh. Thanks for visiting.
Delete