Sunday, February 5, 2017
The Politics of Surgery
Agent 54 here again. “The news” has inspired me again. I have seen so many of our elected officials in Washington D.C. acting more and more childishly every day. The fighting over the Mueller Russian Collusion Hoax and then the Ukrainian Whistle-blower Hoax and now the Virus is taking more twists and turns than old Route 66. This has reminded me of this old joke.
Five surgeons are discussing who the best patients are to operate on.
The first surgeon said, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside them is numbered."
The second responded, "You should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon said, "I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimed in, " You know, I like construction workers...they always understand when you have a few parts left over in the end and when the job takes longer and cost more than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up with this observation, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no spine and the head and ass are interchangeable."
How much truth do you think there is in this old joke?