Agent 54 is a regular guy. He has a sense of humor and an active imagination. Agent 54 works for the Nominal Secrets Apparatus (NSA) under the DORD (Department of Redundancy Department) as a Listener/Reader. His job is to read, view or listen to data collected by the NSA and determine if there is a risk to national security. Agent 54 reports to his bosses, H. Cuffs and Max (Agent 86). He doesn’t take his job too seriously because he knows he’s spying on regular people most of the time.
Agent 54 here
again.I’ve got Blitzed Wolfer’s latest and
greatest interview with the first Presidential campaign ticket for 2020.It should be a very interesting race.Here’s Blitzed with the Franken Stein 2020
Scene:CAN Studio.Blitzed is sitting the on stage with the two candidates opposite of him.
Blitzed Wolfer:Hello America, this is Blitzed Wolfer with
the first CAN interview of the 2020 campaign season.I have Al Franken and Jill Stein who have
joined up to form Franken Stein 2020.
Franken:Hi Blitzed, I’m very excited to
announce my candidacy for the Democrat nomination for President in 2020.And, may I introduce my lovely running mate
from the Green Party, Jill Stein.
Stein:Good to be here with you Blitzed.
I’m honored to have been picked by Senator Franken as his choice for Vice
Blitzed:Well, the two of you make for a very diverse
ticket. Please tell America about your platform for your campaign.
Franken:Happy to Blitzed, I stand for the Democrat
principles of hating President Trump, Socialism, Higher Taxes, Open Borders and Legalized Marijuana.
Stein:Yes, and you know my motto and the credo of
the Green Party, One Tree One Vote.
Blitzed:Really?So you believe it’s a good thing for Americans to be stoned.
Franken:Hey, I resemble that remark.In fact I just smoked a doobie backstage.
Stein:What?You didn’t.I know you are not
for cutting down beautiful green plants to smoke just so you can play video
games in your mommies’ basement.
Franken:I resemble that remark.
Stein:Well, as an advocate for all living things
green, I cannot condone that kind of behavior.Find yourself another running mate, Al.( Jill Stein gets up and storms off the stage. )
Franken:Uh oh, looks like you just lost
your V.P. before you could even get a chance to grope her.
Franken:What! Grope her?She’s a Vegan hypocrite and her farts smell
like horse turds.
Blitzed:Well it looks like that’s all we have time
for.This is Blitzed Wolfer saying stay
tuned to CAN for all the latest from the Campaign Trail 2020.
Wow! What a
fun and interesting interview.Looks the
Campaign for President in 2020 is going to have lots of twists and turns.I can’t wait to see what happens next.